101 Things LOTR Characters Would Never Say - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

MallornLeaf · 06-02-2002, 08:08 PM

Gandalf to the mouth of Sauron: You would do well to join us, for you have no hope.
Mouth of Sauron: Yeah, you're right. lemme just go give the boss my two-weeks notice.

Frodo to Smeagol: Listen to me, you! when I catch you, I'm going to take your eyeballs out and stuff them down your pants so you can watch me kick the crap out of you!

06-02-2002, 08:08 PM	#11
MallornLeaf Haunting Spirit Join Date: May 2002 Location: who cares? Posts: 76	Gandalf to the mouth of Sauron: You would do well to join us, for you have no hope. Mouth of Sauron: Yeah, you're right. lemme just go give the boss my two-weeks notice. Frodo to Smeagol: Listen to me, you! when I catch you, I'm going to take your eyeballs out and stuff them down your pants so you can watch me kick the crap out of you! __________________ ". . . All we must decide is what to do with the time that is given us." "I pass the test, I will diminish, and go into the West, and remain Galadriel."