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Lothiriel Silmarien · 05-17-2002, 04:06 PM

The secret love story of Sauron and Saruman:

*Sauron and Saruman are just connecting with the palantir. It's the usual time when they get in touch with each other.*

Saruman looks into his palantir, hoping to catch Sauron when he's not looking....

Sauron: Saruman! I told you don't do that! I could be not at my best....you know I have to get ready!

Saruman: Yeah, I know that's what I was hoping for...

Sauron: Saruman, your so bad!

Saruman: Sauron, how dd it go....does he know yet?

Sauron: Sshh, Saruman, no I didn't tell him yet. Keep it quiet, I don't want him knowing yet.

Saruman: Sauron! You gotta tell him! This can't go on any longer like this.

Sauron: I know, I know. It's just not the right time yet, you know. He's a very sensitive one, I can't just flat out tell him about us. He'll be too hurt. And I don't want him doing anything rash.

Saruman: You know you gotta tell him though. You can't keep putting it off like this. Tell him! Come on, tell him now!

Sauron: No, I will, wait I...

Nazgul #9: Sauron....what are you doing? Who are you talking to?

Saruman: Is he there?? Was that him?

Sauron: Shh, hold on...Yes Nazgy?

'Nazgy': Sauron, what are you doing, are you coming soon?

Sauron: I'll be there in a minute booboo. Hold on, I just gotta....um, I just gotta

'Nazgy': Is that Saruman your talking to?!

Sauron: No, it's uh....

'Nazgy': Ooh! Let me talk to him, I gotta tell him something.

Sauron: Wait, but

'Nazgy': Hey Saruman, what's up.

Saruman: Listen, I gotta tell you something.

Sauron: No don't wait!

Saruman: No...#9 listen. Me and Sauron...we...we've been seeing each other for quite a while. And we're pretty serious and all, you know.

Nazgul: What!? Sauron, is this true!???

Sauron: Wait, Nazgy hunny, I ment to tell you, I really did!

Nazgul: No, no just save it Sauron....we're through!

Sauron: Wait, but!!! Saruman, how could you!

Saruman: Oh Sauron, you knew it had to be done, I just told him first that's all. Sauron....I love you...

Sauron: What....you do?

Saruman: Yes, I do.

Sauron: Saruman I.....

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05-17-2002, 04:06 PM	#11
Lothiriel Silmarien Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: New York Posts: 829	The secret love story of Sauron and Saruman: Sauron and Saruman are just connecting with the palantir. It's the usual time when they get in touch with each other. Saruman looks into his palantir, hoping to catch Sauron when he's not looking.... Sauron: Saruman! I told you don't do that! I could be not at my best....you know I have to get ready! Saruman: Yeah, I know that's what I was hoping for... Sauron: Saruman, your so bad! Saruman: Sauron, how dd it go....does he know yet? Sauron: Sshh, Saruman, no I didn't tell him yet. Keep it quiet, I don't want him knowing yet. Saruman: Sauron! You gotta tell him! This can't go on any longer like this. Sauron: I know, I know. It's just not the right time yet, you know. He's a very sensitive one, I can't just flat out tell him about us. He'll be too hurt. And I don't want him doing anything rash. Saruman: You know you gotta tell him though. You can't keep putting it off like this. Tell him! Come on, tell him now! Sauron: No, I will, wait I... Nazgul #9: Sauron....what are you doing? Who are you talking to? Saruman: Is he there?? Was that him? Sauron: Shh, hold on...Yes Nazgy? 'Nazgy': Sauron, what are you doing, are you coming soon? Sauron: I'll be there in a minute booboo. Hold on, I just gotta....um, I just gotta 'Nazgy': Is that Saruman your talking to?! Sauron: No, it's uh.... 'Nazgy': Ooh! Let me talk to him, I gotta tell him something. Sauron: Wait, but 'Nazgy': Hey Saruman, what's up. Saruman: Listen, I gotta tell you something. Sauron: No don't wait! Saruman: No...#9 listen. Me and Sauron...we...we've been seeing each other for quite a while. And we're pretty serious and all, you know. Nazgul: What!? Sauron, is this true!??? Sauron: Wait, Nazgy hunny, I ment to tell you, I really did! Nazgul: No, no just save it Sauron....we're through! Sauron: Wait, but!!! Saruman, how could you! Saruman: Oh Sauron, you knew it had to be done, I just told him first that's all. Sauron....I love you... Sauron: What....you do? Saruman: Yes, I do. Sauron: Saruman I..... Next, on The Dead and the Useless...... __________________ Si vanwa na Romello vanwa Valimar!~~ ~~Now lost, lost to those from the East is Valimar! My LotR page