101 Things LOTR Characters Would Never Say - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 05-11-2002, 07:04 AM

Very funny. I know he died but this is hardly wanting accuracy; was Boromir getting down at that party? He always seemed like he would be life of the party to me. Well, apart from Merry and Pippin.

If I can add on....

Faramir: Well look over here, it's Boromir!

Aragorn: Hey man! You shoulda been here earlier.

Boromir: You're gonna forgive me when you see what I've got. Come on girls! (brings out a host Lothlorien babes)

Eomer: Elf chicks! Now that's what I'm talking about!

Boromir: And that's not all, I brought my Andrew WK cd.

(puts on CD)

Pippin: Yeah, lesh get a parry sarted !!!!!!!

Gandalf: Andrew WK! Oh yeah! Party over here!

Frodo: Come on guys, we're not all as wasted as you. Faramir! If you MUST do that with those Elven girls then please do it upstairs! Merry, put those pants back on...

Merry: You're kiddin' Mr.Frodo! EVERYBODY GET NAKED!

Arwen: Oh my Gosh Aragorn! What is going on here? Where are you Aragorn!?

Gimli: He's right over there sweety, with that Rohan chick

Aragorn: Arwen! Honey! I can explain!

Arwen: This marriage is off!

Aragorn: Come on! I was drunk! Doesn't that count for anything anymore?

(relative quiet)

Boromir: You scratched MY cd?

05-11-2002, 07:04 AM	#11
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Very funny. I know he died but this is hardly wanting accuracy; was Boromir getting down at that party? He always seemed like he would be life of the party to me. Well, apart from Merry and Pippin. If I can add on.... Faramir: Well look over here, it's Boromir! Aragorn: Hey man! You shoulda been here earlier. Boromir: You're gonna forgive me when you see what I've got. Come on girls! (brings out a host Lothlorien babes) Eomer: Elf chicks! Now that's what I'm talking about! Boromir: And that's not all, I brought my Andrew WK cd. (puts on CD) Pippin: Yeah, lesh get a parry sarted !!!!!!! Gandalf: Andrew WK! Oh yeah! Party over here! Frodo: Come on guys, we're not all as wasted as you. Faramir! If you MUST do that with those Elven girls then please do it upstairs! Merry, put those pants back on... Merry: You're kiddin' Mr.Frodo! EVERYBODY GET NAKED! Arwen: Oh my Gosh Aragorn! What is going on here? Where are you Aragorn!? Gimli: He's right over there sweety, with that Rohan chick Aragorn: Arwen! Honey! I can explain! Arwen: This marriage is off! Aragorn: Come on! I was drunk! Doesn't that count for anything anymore? (relative quiet) Boromir: You scratched MY cd? __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond