101 Things LOTR Characters Would Never Say - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

non_conformist13 · 04-25-2002, 10:04 PM

saruman to sauron: are you feeling okay? your eye is a little red.

sauron: yeah, so i've killed, and destroyed, and terrorized people in middle earth for a long time, but does anyone care when i have a bad day? (giant flaming tears fall)

elves: (wearing T-shirts) "never underestimate the power of stupid people (Men) in large groups.

sauron: i'm thinking of getting my eyelid pierced.

gandalf: another grass stain? and in my white robe too! this will never come out! i guess they'll have to change my name to Gandalf the Slightly Greenish. drat.

aragorn to gandalf: and all this time, i thought that ring on your finger was of a wife that you never told anyone about!

bilbo flipping through his books: oh, paper cut!

04-25-2002, 10:04 PM	#11
non_conformist13 Pile O'Bones Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: mars Posts: 12	saruman to sauron: are you feeling okay? your eye is a little red. sauron: yeah, so i've killed, and destroyed, and terrorized people in middle earth for a long time, but does anyone care when i have a bad day? (giant flaming tears fall) elves: (wearing T-shirts) "never underestimate the power of stupid people (Men) in large groups. sauron: i'm thinking of getting my eyelid pierced. gandalf: another grass stain? and in my white robe too! this will never come out! i guess they'll have to change my name to Gandalf the Slightly Greenish. drat. aragorn to gandalf: and all this time, i thought that ring on your finger was of a wife that you never told anyone about! bilbo flipping through his books: oh, paper cut! __________________ "I can add some more if you like it, calling your Chief names, wishing to punch his Pimply Face, and thinking you Sheriffs look a lot of Tom-fools!" Samwise Gamgee Be not conformed to this world, but be transformed, by the renewing of your mind. Romans 12:2