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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2001
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OOOOKaaay. Gonna give it another try.
(At The Prancing Pony) STRIDER: And who would you take up with? A fat innkeeper who only remembers his name because people shout it at him all day? BUTTERBUR: What a great idea Strider! Sure, I'll take the Hobbits to Rivendell. Who's comin with me? PIPPIN:Me! MERRY:Me too! FRODO:I'm comming! SAM:And me! BUTTERBUR:Well then, let's be off. (Strider stands in shock as the four hobbits march out the door behind Butterbur waving goodbye as they go) STRIDER:*shrugs* Oh well, I'm sure Gandalf won't mind. BILBO: I have decided to give Baggend to my beloved relitives, the Sackville-Bagginses. SBs:Oh, you don't have to Bilbo. We don't realy want the place anyway. BOROMIR:There is evil there that does not sleep. (A bunch of orcs dressed in night clothes walks up to the council) ORCS:Um, escuse us, but do you think you could keep the shouting down? Sauron is trying to sleep. I realize this isn't very funny.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2001
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This is an idea my brother is making me put on here. This is for Sonic the Hedgehog people.
(when Gandalf is stuck at the top of Orthanc) Gwaihir-I have come to take you away Gandalf Gandalf-I don't need your help(takes out a chaos emerald)Chaos Control!(disapears and reapears at a hotdog stand)
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2001
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Saurman-Listen Gandalf..........A new power is rising.....We may join with that power.
Gandalf-You say we should join with Mordor? Saurman-No, not at all. The power I speak of is all together new. But it grows in strenth and evil everyday. Gandalf-What is it? Saurman-Harry Potter! Gandalf-NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! [ April 15, 2002: Message edited by: Rose Cotton ]
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"There's nothing you can do, Harry... nothing... he's gone."-Remus Lupin "The closer we are to danger, the further we are from harm."-Pippin (now how can you argue with that logic?) |
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Giving thanks unto the Father...In whom we have redemption through His blood, even the forgiveness of sins.~Colossians1:12a,14 * * * * * * * I am Samwise son of Hamfast, if by hoe or trowel I can get these weeds out of your garden, I will.You have my shears!;) |
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Strider and the hobbits arrive at Rivendell...
Rivendell Elves: We're Elves in Tights, TIGHT tights! (And do their RH:MIT dance number..) Cary Elwes runs on as Legolas....
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The Seer Speaks: Yeniller morne (Out of the Black Years) tunlinte i quettar (come the words) tercano nuruva (the Herald of Death Hlasta! Qyetes (Listen! it speaks to) Hfirimain: (Those who were not born to die: ) The Ringspell... |
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Frodo: "Are there big Orcs up ahead?"
Sam: "If there are, we'll surely be dead!" Gollum: "Stop rhyming, and we means it!" Sam: "Anybody want the Rings, eh?"
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BoromirTheBold, many welcomes!
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Giving thanks unto the Father...In whom we have redemption through His blood, even the forgiveness of sins.~Colossians1:12a,14 * * * * * * * I am Samwise son of Hamfast, if by hoe or trowel I can get these weeds out of your garden, I will.You have my shears!;) |
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Join Date: Mar 2002
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Sauron: Build be an army worthy of Mordor
Saruman: OK,OK, get off my back! Do this, do that... |
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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Troll: Maybe I should get a tan, too
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2001
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Legolas:Oh no! I've run out of arrows!
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Frodo, Sam, Pippin, and Merry (singing in high-pitched voices): "We represent the lollypop kids, the lollypop kids, the lollypop kids..."
Billy Ferney (to Sam): "I'll get you, my pretty, and your little pony, Bill, too!"
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2002
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Aragorn: Yay, my sword is fixed! *skips around waving sword around in circles* [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Boromir: *Hides behind a rock* "Orcs! Aahh! Hide me, I'm s-scared! "
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Isildur: Hey, Sauron! Can I have that pretty ring on your finger?
Sauron: Huh? Oh, yeah, sure, whatever. *hands the ring over to Isildur**pause* d'oh! Haldir (or any Lothlorien elf): Visitors! Yay! Okay, this is all I can think of.
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Join Date: Feb 2002
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frodo and sam at the edge of mt. doom:
frodo: you mean you don't have the ring?! sam: no... i thought you had it! frodo: you had it last! you LOST it!? We came all the way up here, and we don't even have the stinkin' ring!? I gave it too you! you were supposed to take care of it for me! sam: i had it, but then i gave it to gandalf, to give back to you. frodo: i saw gandalf giving something to merry, but i thought it was just my b-day present, you know, for later. sam: oh, well, whatever merry had, he gave to pippin, cause he said his shoulders ached, and he didn't want to carry anything. frodo: yes, but pippin dropped that box, and legolas picked it up for him! sam: but legolas was always trading stuff with aragorn. frodo: that's right! and aragorn never left anything behind! sam: yeah, but then he went off for a break, and gimili carried everything of his. frodo: and then boromir offered to hold the box... frodo and sam: BOROMIR!
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durring one of aragorn and gandalf’s heart to heart guy talks:
aragorn: umm... Gandalf? I kinda' need to talk to you... Gandalf: oh, sure, aragorn, you know you can tell me anything, right? Aragorn: thanks gandalf, that means alot, but it's about girls... gandalf: ohhhhh, say, this wouldn't happen to be anything about Arwen, would it? or maybe Eowyn? aragorn: actually, no, they're both great and all, but this is a bit more serious than those too. gandalf: what is it aragorn? aragorn: i think i'm in love with rose! gandalf: rose? sam's...ohhhh. he's gonna kill you man. aragorn: i know, but... it's just, i really like her! gandalf: son, listen to me, you don't want to get involved with hobbit women, if it's one thing i learned over the years, it's not to get involved with one of them, especially, if they are going with sam. aragorn: you're right, you’re right! but what am I supposed to do? Gandalf: I’ll tell you what, how about you and me, go out on the forest, later, when we get back to the Shire. we can talk, and you can forget all about her. aragorn: you don’t think we could do it any sooner? i’m kinda’... not going back to the Shire with you guys. Gandalf: what? aragorn: neither is legolas, we both decided, you know, to go our separate ways, that’ s all. you know, he’s got that longing for the sea, and i’m gonna end up being king or something, so, it just wouldn’t work out, but i’ll be sure to visit! gandalf: i can’t believe you’re just ditching me, us, like this! after all we’ve been through... aragorn: that’s just it, all we’ve been through, when you go through stuff, you get to know people alot differently, and, don’t take this the wrong way, you’re still great, and all, but the hobbits, and that dwarf, they’re really getting on my nerves, i don’t think i could stand another day with those munchkins! i’m just sick of the whole thing, gandalf, you understand, don’t you? It’s nothing about you, or legolas, or any of the other guys, but i need stature, i need hight. all that looking down does a real number on my neck. gandalf: whoe, so this is about race? i didn’t think you were like that, man. i’m so disappointed. you think you know someone, and then bam, he tells you he doesn’t like short people. aragorn: yeah, so what? you didn’t like them either. gandalf: i’ve...i’ve changed, i’m older, smarter now. i know better, besides, that was a long time ago, we were young, and stupid! it was just a dumb thing we did, can you just put that behind us, gosh, it was such a long time ago. before all of this... aragorn: people don’t change that easily, gandalf, you know that, aren’t you just fooling yourself? gandalf: no, i love them, they’re like family, what’s your problem man? and if you hate them so much, then how can you love rose? huh? you’re just confused. you don’t know what you want. if you want my opinion, i would pick eowyn. yeah, she might be cold, and bitter, but man, have you seen her? and she’s brave. man, that chicks got guts. she likes you aragorn, i’ve seen her looking. aragorn: whatever man, you just like arwen. gandalf: that’s so over, you know that. aragorn: yeah, right, sorry man. well, i’m glad we got to talk. gandalf: anytime man.
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Inspired by Belin's post.
(Gollum and Sam are fighting behind Frodo) Frodo: Hey, hey! Don't make me come back there! I'll stop this journey and turn right back around if you two don't cut it out! (Sam and Gollum start pouting and march sullenly and quietly behind Frodo.)
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WWAHD? (What would a Hobbit do?) |
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This is inspired by the movie Die Hard:
Boromir: I'm going to count to three. There will be no four. Give me the ring. PS My picture doesn't work [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] PPS Non_Conformist13, that post where Sam and Frodo lost the ring, that was genius! Couldn't stop laughing! [ April 22, 2002: Message edited by: Nevfeniel ]
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Gandalf (after Pippin drops a stone down the well in Moria): "That's alright, my lad; we learn from our mistakes. Let's have a group hug!"
*After hugging, the Fellowship sits in a big circle around the well, holding hands and singing "Kumbayah"*
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Join Date: Dec 2001
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Rose: LOL! Good one!
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SAURON TO SARUMON: Y'know, you stinky little name sounds too much like mine! When I get my body back, I'm gonne roast you and eat you, you smelly old man!
SARUMON: [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Joy! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] ~Elfy
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Welcome to the 'Downs, Daecuiel the Elf! You know, I always thought their names sounded too much alike, too; I thought it was a ME "bad guy" thing... [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img]
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Back to the topic...
Barliman Butterbur: Gandalf? Oh, yes, Mr. Underhill, I have a very important message for you from him; here, I have it written down so I wouldn't forget..." Quote:
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*A knock at the gate to Bree*
*Gatekeeper opens window and sees Nazgul* "Yes? State yer buisness.* Nazgul leader: "Good evening, sir, we were wondering if we might gain enterance to your quaint little hamlet? " *Random Nazgul* "Yes, and have you seen four Hobbits? Little fellows, cute fuzzy things, we were supposed to meet them here..." Quote:
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Giving thanks unto the Father...In whom we have redemption through His blood, even the forgiveness of sins.~Colossians1:12a,14 * * * * * * * I am Samwise son of Hamfast, if by hoe or trowel I can get these weeds out of your garden, I will.You have my shears!;) |
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Gandalf: hey cool! (throws rock in well)
Fellowhsip: GANDALF!! Gandalf: heh heh. sorry. Pippin: Fool of a Maia! Gandalf: (bursts into tears) I want my mommy! Boromir: Here's a hanky. It's okay, Gandy. C'mon, lets keep goin' on our lovely scenic walk through Moria! Gandalf: *sniff* okay. Fellowship: (walking arm-in-arm through Moria) zip a dee do dah, zip a dee day! my, oh my, what a wonderful day... |
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LOL, Aosama! Hi an' welcome!
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Join Date: Mar 2002
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Rosie: I wanna divorce!
*** Saruman: (singing that song from the movie "Rush Hour"): I'm so into you, dialing if you want me to, give me a sign... you walk by every night, talking sweet and lookin' fine... *** Elrond: Please let me come on your quest-thing! Fellowship: I dunno... Elrond: Pleeeeeeeezzzze! Arwen: stop whining daddy! *** Sauron: (blinking innocently) ring? what ring? |
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Wight
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the Gaffer: Sam, I love you son.
Sam: Go fend for yourself, fuzzy-feet! the Gaffer: *sniff* *** Rosie: We've got a new baby. Sam: Let's call him Frodo. Rosie: It's a her, ninnyhammer! Sam: Frodo, what should we call... aw, forget it, lets just call her Jill. |
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Aragorn: "Look how valiant I am!"
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Aragorn to Gandalf the White : You must take me to that Laundromat.
Denethor to his servants : Keep the fire extinguishers handy. Pippin : Forget breakfast, let me ride into battle with the winged black riders. Eowyn : Oh goodie I get to stay home again and play with my robotech collection. Boromir : One does not walk into Mordor, we take the super fast bullet carts. Faramir : Screw you, Dad. I need some time by myself. Gandalf to Frodo : Take the yellow brick road till you come to the three bears house. Here wear this wig and frock. Elrond,( while Isildur tosses ring into doom) : Behold, Isildur’s sane ! [ April 24, 2002: Message edited by: KingCarlton ]
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Know ye People, that between the years when the oceans drank Atlantis and the gleaming cities, And the rise of the sons of Aryas, there was an age undreamed of, when shining kingdoms lay spread across the world like blue mantles beneath the stars. Hither came Carlton, the King, black haired, bronze hued, mightily thewed, sullen eyed. Sword in hand, a warrior, a destroyer, a conqueror. With gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth, to tread the jewelled thrones of the Earth, under his sandalled feet. |
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Join Date: Feb 2002
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ROTFL, everyone, and you inspired me Samwise
The ringwraiths *knocking on the gates of Bree*: Hello, we were wondering if you'd like to buy one of the quality products now available in the "Dark Lord" range, used by Sauron himself, we've got double glazing, fitted kitchens...
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LOL, Nevtalathiel! And thank you for reading! Never thought mine were all that funny, much less inspiring! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
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This is a good topic.
Elrond: Shove the ring in the cuboard for now, we'll deal with it after the game. Frodo: Here gollum, you have the ring, Bilbo stole it off you first. Gandalf: Forget the staff, give me a sword. Legolas: I was thinking of dying my hair black. Quote:
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LOL, Elanor!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Legolas: You have my bow, give it back! Elrond, he stole my bow! *pouts in a corner*
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Aragorn: You have my sword.
Legolas: And you have my bow. Gimli: And my ax. Merry: Hey! And you have my carrots! Give 'em back!
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Frodo:Gandalf, why do you always wear gray?
Gandalf:do not meddle in the affairs of Saruman, for he is subtle in putting his black socks into your whites. ----- Legolas:ya know, Gimli, all this riding is hell on the hair. Gimli:serously. i think i need a some lotion. the axe is soooo chafing Legolas:i have some,here Gimli:mmmm essense of valinor ---- Denethor:Faramir, im so happy to see you!Tell me everything about your first orc hunt! awwww, did you kill that yourself! how cute! ---- Frodo wearing a shirt that says: my uncle went all the way to Erebor and all i got was this shirt and a cursed ring. ---- both Merry and Pippin standing next to each other, wearing shirts that say: Im with stupid. ---- Aragorn:hmmm either an immortal elf who sits at home sewing, or a blond Rohirrim chick who killed a ringwraith. Choices ---- Gollum [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img]k fine so you wont give me the ring and i cant kill you. (looking through pockets) ill give you, um, 5 bucks and a silmaril. o and a 10 dollar gift certificate to starbucks. Frodo:throw in a fish and you have a deal ---- Celeborn:Galadriel, how come you have the ring and magical powers?i want something special. Galadriel:shut up, everyone knows i wear the pants in this relationship ---- ok, my pitiful american mind cant think of anything better right now. chow |
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Belethiriel, welcome! LOL, I really like that first one!!!!
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3 rings for the elves who just wont die
7 for the dwarf lords who hate everyone 9 for the Mortal Men who have open flies 1 for the Dark Lord with his one eye in the land of Mordor, where all eat pie one ring to rule them all one ring to find them one ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them in the land of Mordor where all eat pie so kiss it, stupid elf smiths |
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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Eowyn: I love life!
Gollum: Flowerss, yess preciouss, we lovess flowerss, and sunshine! Sam: Rosie Cotton?! Why on earth would I like her? She's a hard lookin' ticket, if I do say so myself. Gandalf: My counsellor tells me I need to work on my communication skills. Saruman: The first step is admitting you have a problem... Legolas: Anybody got a pair of snow shoes I could use? Gimli: Moria? What's so great about Moria? Eowyn: Dammit Aragorn, stop hitting on me! Treebeard: Don't worry, I'll just be a moment. Luthien: I guess my father's right. I never really liked that Beren guy anyway... Legolas: I hate boats, they make me seasick... Why won't those frickin' gulls shut up?! Sauron: Wait a moment, I've got something in my eye... Elrond: I payed the orcs to kill my wife. Faramir: It reminds my of Numenor. Eowyn: Numenor? Faramir: Yeah, I saw I special on it on the Discovery Channel the other night. Sauron: Dude, where's my ring? That's all I can think of right now. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
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