101 Things LOTR Characters Would Never Say - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Birdland · 04-05-2002, 08:23 PM

Mouth of Sauron:
(with apologies to Mel Brooks)

Springtime for Sauron and Gorgoroth,
Mordor is happy and gay.
We're heading out to stomp the King,
Look out, here comes the Ruling Ring.

Springtime for Sauron and Gorgoroth,
Winter for Gondor and Bree.
Springtime for Sauron and Gor-go-roth!
Come on, Orcs and sing it with meeeeee!

(Stompity-Stomp-Stomp, Stomp STOMP)

I was born in Middle-Earth and that is why they call me Lurtz!

(Stompity-Stomp, Stompity-Stomp, Stompity-Stompity STOMP)

Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Nazgûl party!

04-05-2002, 08:23 PM	#11
Birdland Ghastly Neekerbreeker Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: the banks of the mighty Scioto Posts: 1,751	Mouth of Sauron: (with apologies to Mel Brooks) Springtime for Sauron and Gorgoroth, Mordor is happy and gay. We're heading out to stomp the King, Look out, here comes the Ruling Ring. Springtime for Sauron and Gorgoroth, Winter for Gondor and Bree. Springtime for Sauron and Gor-go-roth! Come on, Orcs and sing it with meeeeee! (Stompity-Stomp-Stomp, Stomp STOMP) I was born in Middle-Earth and that is why they call me Lurtz! (Stompity-Stomp, Stompity-Stomp, Stompity-Stompity STOMP) Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Nazgûl party!