101 Things LOTR Characters Would Never Say - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Elenya · 04-01-2002, 09:43 PM

The crew at Helm's Deep (in unison):
War! Huh! What is it good for? Absolutely nothing! War! Huh! Sing it again!

The Fellowship:
We are Men! We're Men in Tights! (Tight Tights!)

Frodo turns to Sam at the top of the mountain at the end of the fellowship:
"Just the two of us! We can make it if we try! Just the two of us! You and I!"

The little French midget (from The Man with The Golden Gun) to Saruman:
The Ring! The Ring, Boss! The Ring!

Gandalf on Orthanc: Where's my Nimbus 2000 when I need it? All the other wizards have them! Except for Saruman, the lucky jerk; he got a Firebolt!

It's late and I'm tired, so I understand if you don't get them!

04-01-2002, 09:43 PM	#11
Elenya Haunting Spirit Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: See that mound of earth? No, no, the one to the left.....There you go Posts: 96	The crew at Helm's Deep (in unison): War! Huh! What is it good for? Absolutely nothing! War! Huh! Sing it again! The Fellowship: We are Men! We're Men in Tights! (Tight Tights!) Frodo turns to Sam at the top of the mountain at the end of the fellowship: "Just the two of us! We can make it if we try! Just the two of us! You and I!" The little French midget (from The Man with The Golden Gun) to Saruman: The Ring! The Ring, Boss! The Ring! Gandalf on Orthanc: Where's my Nimbus 2000 when I need it? All the other wizards have them! Except for Saruman, the lucky jerk; he got a Firebolt! It's late and I'm tired, so I understand if you don't get them! __________________ "And at night, I cruise the streets of Gotham City in my Davemobile" -Dave Nelson