101 Things LOTR Characters Would Never Say - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

SlinkerStinker · 03-12-2002, 01:44 AM

Gandalf, to the Balrog on the bridge: Answer me these questions three, then the other side you may see. What is your favorite color?

Sam, to Frodo: Hey! If your not going to reciprocate my affection, I know a certain young Took that will!

Bilbo: Dude, this is some really good pipe weed. I am wasted!

Gandalf: Never use the ring Frodo, it doesn't match your tunic and come on, gold? Heelllloooo 1985! Can Mr. T come out and play?

03-12-2002, 01:44 AM	#11
SlinkerStinker Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 12	Gandalf, to the Balrog on the bridge: Answer me these questions three, then the other side you may see. What is your favorite color? Sam, to Frodo: Hey! If your not going to reciprocate my affection, I know a certain young Took that will! Bilbo: Dude, this is some really good pipe weed. I am wasted! Gandalf: Never use the ring Frodo, it doesn't match your tunic and come on, gold? Heelllloooo 1985! Can Mr. T come out and play?