101 Things LOTR Characters Would Never Say

[Tigerlily Gamgee]

Legolas - "I don't want to be immortal anymore."
Legolas - "The sea is scary, I don't like the sea."
Aragorn (in song) - "I am the very model of a modern major general!"
Denethor - "anybody wany s'mores?"
Eowyn - "I am woman, hear me roar!"
Frodo - "I will take the ring, NOT"
Merry & Pippin - "I could sure go for some of that Orc water about now."
Galadriel - "Give me the ring, on second thought, I do want to rule the Earth."
Galadriel - "I don't have a gift for you, Gimli, don't you feel stupid right about now!"
Gollum - "Why do I think the ring is sooo precious?"