101 Things LOTR Characters Would Never Say - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Lush · 03-04-2002, 05:17 PM

This is the GREATEST thread. I am laughing so hard, my jaw feels like it's about to fall off.

Arwen: "Aragorn, I'm afraid that while you were away saving the world, Glorfindel and I realized that we have so much in common and, well...You didn't think you and I would make it as a couple through the end of this Age? Oh you did? That's sweet."

Eowyn: "You mean that geek is the heir to the throne of Men?"

Faramir: "Thanks, Aragorn. You've been great. Bye now! Have fun trekking with the Dunedain!"

Isildur: "Big gold rings are passe."

Gollum: "Hey Frodo, could you move over? You're blocking the sun."

*Lush gathers her jaw and stumbles off*

03-04-2002, 05:17 PM	#11
Lush Fair and Cold Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: the big onion Posts: 1,770	This is the GREATEST thread. I am laughing so hard, my jaw feels like it's about to fall off. Arwen: "Aragorn, I'm afraid that while you were away saving the world, Glorfindel and I realized that we have so much in common and, well...You didn't think you and I would make it as a couple through the end of this Age? Oh you did? That's sweet." Eowyn: "You mean that geek is the heir to the throne of Men?" Faramir: "Thanks, Aragorn. You've been great. Bye now! Have fun trekking with the Dunedain!" Isildur: "Big gold rings are passe." Gollum: "Hey Frodo, could you move over? You're blocking the sun." Lush gathers her jaw and stumbles off __________________ ~The beginning is the word and the end is silence. And in between are all the stories. This is one of mine~