Middle Earth Answering Machine Messages - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Rynoah, the Overly-Happy · 04-13-2003, 01:50 AM

Another Boromir one:

"Hello, you've reached Boromir. This is actually my machine. I would say 'leave a message and I'll get back to you', but I can't make that promise because... well... anyway, I just can't. You can leave a message anyway, if you like." *BEEP*

Éomer:

*voice is choppy and the thundering of hooves is heard in the background*

"Hi, this is Éomer. If this is an emergency, you'd better ride really fast and find me wherever I am. If you're my dement... er... gracious uncle, leave a message and a time when you'll be alone because I need to talk some sense into you. If you're that slimy thing after my sister, I don't know why you bothered to call, but you'd better keep your gangrenous hands off her or you'll find them missing. If you're my sister, leave a message. If you're anyone else, I guess you can leave a message if you really want, but I can't guarantee I'll get back to you."

It's 12:47AM, what did you expect? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

04-13-2003, 01:50 AM	#13
Rynoah, the Overly-Happy Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Arizona Posts: 474	Another Boromir one: "Hello, you've reached Boromir. This is actually my machine. I would say 'leave a message and I'll get back to you', but I can't make that promise because... well... anyway, I just can't. You can leave a message anyway, if you like." BEEP Éomer: voice is choppy and the thundering of hooves is heard in the background "Hi, this is Éomer. If this is an emergency, you'd better ride really fast and find me wherever I am. If you're my dement... er... gracious uncle, leave a message and a time when you'll be alone because I need to talk some sense into you. If you're that slimy thing after my sister, I don't know why you bothered to call, but you'd better keep your gangrenous hands off her or you'll find them missing. If you're my sister, leave a message. If you're anyone else, I guess you can leave a message if you really want, but I can't guarantee I'll get back to you." It's 12:47AM, what did you expect? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] __________________ Spook the spook of spookish spookdom to spook the spooked spookers. ?!?! This isn't Osgiliath! Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King! Eat squid for Boromir the Disco King!