Middle Earth Answering Machine Messages

[Aralaithiel]

First off, let me say that you guys are good! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
Now then, if you don't mind, here's one from my fan fic...
Queen Nárëlindalë Aralaithiel's answering machine
"Hello, you have called the realm of Nárëlindalë Aralaithiel, High Queen of the Eldar. If you feel you have reached this recording in error, please hang up and try your call again. To complain about how I talk with my beloved Legolas, press 1. To complain about my illegitimate heritage, press 2 and discuss it with my father Lord Elrond. To report alleged mistreatment of my horses, press 3 and Haldir my SPCA rep will be happy to assist you. To request a song from my minstrels, press 4. To bestow upon me praise & adoration, press 5. To speak with me directly, press 1,2,3,4,5,6,7, and 8 simultaneously, and maybe I'll answer.
To end this call, hang up the phone.
Thank you for calling! Námarië!