Middle Earth Answering Machine Messages - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Mintyztwin · 11-04-2002, 07:56 PM

Hmm . . . this is slightly difficult. Lemme think.

Lobelia Sackville-Baggins: [Pre-LotR] You have reached the home of the Sackville-Bagginses. If this is Bilbo, I don't know anything about your spoons, and if you had been dead like you were supposed to be, You wouldn't know anything about them either! If this is Frodo, you don't deserve Bag-End, you little upstart! You were a nothing until that ridiculous Baggins took you in! And in any case, I'm not speaking to either of you! So don't leave a message! *beep*

[After Frodo left the Shire] You have reached Bag End the home of the Sackville-Bagginses. At last! If you have called for a tour of Bag End please press one. If you would like to come admire my silver spoons, press two. If you are Frodo or Bilbo I don't want to hear from you, and you are never getting Bag End back!*beep*

Okay. That's kinda . . . yeah. Lame. That pretty much sums it up!

[ November 04, 2002: Message edited by: Mintyztwin ]

11-04-2002, 07:56 PM	#11
Mintyztwin Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The other side of crazy Posts: 212	Hmm . . . this is slightly difficult. Lemme think. Lobelia Sackville-Baggins: [Pre-LotR] You have reached the home of the Sackville-Bagginses. If this is Bilbo, I don't know anything about your spoons, and if you had been dead like you were supposed to be, You wouldn't know anything about them either! If this is Frodo, you don't deserve Bag-End, you little upstart! You were a nothing until that ridiculous Baggins took you in! And in any case, I'm not speaking to either of you! So don't leave a message! beep [After Frodo left the Shire] You have reached Bag End the home of the Sackville-Bagginses. At last! If you have called for a tour of Bag End please press one. If you would like to come admire my silver spoons, press two. If you are Frodo or Bilbo I don't want to hear from you, and you are never getting Bag End back!beep Okay. That's kinda . . . yeah. Lame. That pretty much sums it up! [ November 04, 2002: Message edited by: Mintyztwin ] __________________ So, where are we going? But you, man of God, flee from all this, and pursue righteousness, godliness, faith, love, endurance, and gentleness. 1 Timothy 6:2