Middle Earth Answering Machine Messages - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Diamond18 · 10-31-2002, 12:47 PM

Not so much dumb as a bit too graphic. It would be nice to keep this thread clean.

"Hello, you have reached Rauros, golden Rauros falls. If you would like to schedule an outdoor funeral, please leave your name, phone number, and date of death, and we will get back to you."

~Or~

"Hello, this is the South and West winds. If you are inquiring after the whereabouts of Boromir the Tall, Fair, and Bold, ask of the North wind news of him!"

(Those are only funny if you've memorized the Lament for Boromir...and can sing it...*whistles absently*)

10-31-2002, 12:47 PM	#11
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	Not so much dumb as a bit too graphic. It would be nice to keep this thread clean. "Hello, you have reached Rauros, golden Rauros falls. If you would like to schedule an outdoor funeral, please leave your name, phone number, and date of death, and we will get back to you." ~Or~ "Hello, this is the South and West winds. If you are inquiring after the whereabouts of Boromir the Tall, Fair, and Bold, ask of the North wind news of him!" (Those are only funny if you've memorized the Lament for Boromir...and can sing it...whistles absently) __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.