Middle Earth Answering Machine Messages - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Diamond18 · 10-29-2002, 05:06 PM

Ew, gross! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] Sounds like she ate the phone in her excitement...

Here's another:

(Varda): "You have called on Elbereth Gilthoniel, that's right! My eyes are clear and my breath is bright. How may I help you this night? If you would like to first sing a song of praise to me, please press star (*). If you are being attacked by Ringwraiths, please press 9. If you are in mortal combat with a gigantic loathesome spider, please press 8. If you would like to disarm evil sentinals, please press 2. I am glad to be of service to you!"

[ October 29, 2002: Message edited by: Diamond18 ]

10-29-2002, 05:06 PM	#11
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	Ew, gross! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] Sounds like she ate the phone in her excitement... Here's another: (Varda): "You have called on Elbereth Gilthoniel, that's right! My eyes are clear and my breath is bright. How may I help you this night? If you would like to first sing a song of praise to me, please press star (*). If you are being attacked by Ringwraiths, please press 9. If you are in mortal combat with a gigantic loathesome spider, please press 8. If you would like to disarm evil sentinals, please press 2. I am glad to be of service to you!" [ October 29, 2002: Message edited by: Diamond18 ] __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.