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gralin musicteeth · 10-13-2002, 07:43 PM

Not much for this bys... but i'll give it a shot

*Set the scene: Arwen on horse on one side of the river and Ringwraiths are approaching the other side*

voice: introducing Elrond's own antiperspirant, with a power stripe
Arwen: let's say those ringwraiths are odour, and this river is the power stripe in NEW Elrond's own anti-perspirant

*Wraiths approach, going all out. Suddenly river rises, and wipes them out*

*Legolas and other pretty elves appear*

Legolas: I never go anywhere without looking pretty and smelling good! *holds up a stick of Elrond's own*

Voice: now in Mirkwood musk and Lothlorien Fresh!

well there's my lame and imbosilic attempt at humour. i'm goin to bed.

10-13-2002, 07:43 PM	#28
gralin musicteeth Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Tossing half-sick between grotesque reality and savage, frightening dreams Posts: 360	Not much for this bys... but i'll give it a shot Set the scene: Arwen on horse on one side of the river and Ringwraiths are approaching the other side voice: introducing Elrond's own antiperspirant, with a power stripe Arwen: let's say those ringwraiths are odour, and this river is the power stripe in NEW Elrond's own anti-perspirant Wraiths approach, going all out. Suddenly river rises, and wipes them out Legolas and other pretty elves appear Legolas: I never go anywhere without looking pretty and smelling good! holds up a stick of Elrond's own Voice: now in Mirkwood musk and Lothlorien Fresh! well there's my lame and imbosilic attempt at humour. i'm goin to bed. __________________ Where was the stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call Poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?