Middle Earth Commercials! - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Eol · 09-11-2002, 08:49 PM

That was fabulous, I suppose I should contribute.

[scene opens to a husband and wife , the husband holding the mail. He opened one of the envelopes and exclaims]

husband: Have you see these surcharges? It like been raided!

[in back ground see hordes of orcs and men running to the couple and their goods]

wife: Do not be beside yourself! Be at ease, we have the new RangerOne card, no suprise charges and lower rates.

[the hordes stop and are now fustrated. An orc removes his helmet and throws it to the ground and begins to jump on it.]

announcer: gives shpell about the credit card

[an smaller orc with his short sword ready and a grin]

orc: What's in your wallet?

The best commercial was the medieval barbarians and the two knights, after that it got pretty lame.

09-11-2002, 08:49 PM	#11
Eol Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: The Pacific Northwest - Tir Nan Og Posts: 306	That was fabulous, I suppose I should contribute. [scene opens to a husband and wife , the husband holding the mail. He opened one of the envelopes and exclaims] husband: Have you see these surcharges? It like been raided! [in back ground see hordes of orcs and men running to the couple and their goods] wife: Do not be beside yourself! Be at ease, we have the new RangerOne card, no suprise charges and lower rates. [the hordes stop and are now fustrated. An orc removes his helmet and throws it to the ground and begins to jump on it.] announcer: gives shpell about the credit card [an smaller orc with his short sword ready and a grin] orc: What's in your wallet? The best commercial was the medieval barbarians and the two knights, after that it got pretty lame. __________________ Mes sana in corpec sano- (lt.) A sound mind in a sound body