Funny lyrics that LOTR characters would never sing

[Nimrothiel]

ROFL! These are great! Here's my own lame attempt.

All the Small Things sung by Frodo

All the small things, dwarves and halflings.
I'l take the One Ring, if Gandalf's leading.
Always! I know. Samwise will follow.
Watching, helping, loyalty everlasting.

Why must it be so?
I shouldn't have to go;
But if Gandalf leads on,
Then I will follow.

na na na...

Dark as night in Mordor.
Bruised and beaten on the floor.
Samwise brought orc-clothes through the door,
I shall wear them nevermore.

Why must it be so?
I shouldn't have to go,
But if Gandalf leads on,
Then I will follow.

na na na...

*musical inturlude*

Why must it be so?
I shouldn't have to go,
But if Gandalf leads on,
Then I will follow.
Sam support me still,
With your stong will,
Help me go on, or the quest'll come to nil.

Sam support me still,
With your strong will,
Help me go on, Help me go on
Or the quest'll come to nil.

Not the best, but I tried.

<font size=1 color=339966>[ 5:38 PM December 22, 2003: Message edited by: Nimrothiel ]