Funny lyrics that LOTR characters would never sing - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Mintyztwin · 11-07-2002, 08:38 PM

Okay, I got another one!

tune of "Call on Dolly" from Hello Dolly!

chorus: "Call on Gandalf! He's the one the hobbits recomomend, just name the kind of evil villian, that you are dealing with, he'll show up, and help you out, and send you on a hard quest, call on Gandalf! If you got a ring that isn't yours!"

Random person: "Tell me Mister Gandalf, wha'ts in all this for you?"
Gandalf: "A living, sir, some people paint, some sew, I meddle."

"When a kind little hobbit soul,
finds ring that he can't call his own, surely it's obvious he won't go on his own, although the Ring can't remain,
It has got to be destroyed!
so I put my hand in there! I put my hand in there."

I'll go on later.

[ November 11, 2002: Message edited by: Mintyztwin ]

11-07-2002, 08:38 PM	#1
Mintyztwin Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The other side of crazy Posts: 212	Okay, I got another one! tune of "Call on Dolly" from Hello Dolly! chorus: "Call on Gandalf! He's the one the hobbits recomomend, just name the kind of evil villian, that you are dealing with, he'll show up, and help you out, and send you on a hard quest, call on Gandalf! If you got a ring that isn't yours!" Random person: "Tell me Mister Gandalf, wha'ts in all this for you?" Gandalf: "A living, sir, some people paint, some sew, I meddle." "When a kind little hobbit soul, finds ring that he can't call his own, surely it's obvious he won't go on his own, although the Ring can't remain, It has got to be destroyed! so I put my hand in there! I put my hand in there." I'll go on later. [ November 11, 2002: Message edited by: Mintyztwin ] __________________ So, where are we going? But you, man of God, flee from all this, and pursue righteousness, godliness, faith, love, endurance, and gentleness. 1 Timothy 6:2