Funny lyrics that LOTR characters would never sing - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Mintyztwin · 11-07-2002, 04:57 PM

Okay, I just had computorical problems. Ah well. Okay, everyone's seen Hello Dolly!, right? Good! (If you haven't I'm really sorry, 'cause then this will make no sense.)

Treebeard and other Ents to "It takes Woman"

"It takes an Entwife, all leafy and green, to sweep up the fall leaves, and keep forests clean!

And it takes an Entwife, with long slender branches, for trimming the hedges, and watching for axes!

Yes it takes an Entwife, a leafy Entwife, a sweetheart, a pretty, Entwife!

Oh yes it takes an Entwife, a leafy Entwife, to bring you the sweet things in life!"
*Treebeard: "Hmm . . . songs a little hasty."*

11-07-2002, 04:57 PM	#11
Mintyztwin Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The other side of crazy Posts: 212	Okay, I just had computorical problems. Ah well. Okay, everyone's seen Hello Dolly!, right? Good! (If you haven't I'm really sorry, 'cause then this will make no sense.) Treebeard and other Ents to "It takes Woman" "It takes an Entwife, all leafy and green, to sweep up the fall leaves, and keep forests clean! And it takes an Entwife, with long slender branches, for trimming the hedges, and watching for axes! Yes it takes an Entwife, a leafy Entwife, a sweetheart, a pretty, Entwife! Oh yes it takes an Entwife, a leafy Entwife, to bring you the sweet things in life!" Treebeard: "Hmm . . . songs a little hasty." __________________ So, where are we going? But you, man of God, flee from all this, and pursue righteousness, godliness, faith, love, endurance, and gentleness. 1 Timothy 6:2