Funny lyrics that LOTR characters would never sing - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Samwise_Gamgee · 10-26-2002, 02:38 AM

Omg! I was just listening to clips off the internet and I came up with this really funny song! Ok here goes: (From Blink182 'Adam's Song')

FRODO'S SONG
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I never thought I wouldn't die alone
Sam came with me should I have known?
I trace the road back to stinky ol' Bree
I should've gotten one last pint of drink
The wraiths are mad, now they want my *beep*
The choice was mine I hope Sam's mine to keep
The Fellowship is broken at last
Time to get away from stinky ol' Legolas

There it is the mountain of doom
I hope Sam does intend to swoon
Mt. Doom is where my finger fell with Smeagol
I hope he enjoys it that son of a ****
Here we are,fellowship back together
Fat ugly Gimli stinks worse then ever
Aragorn is king at last
Maybe so he was in the past

I went with elves across the sea
Boy I sure do hope, Sam misses me
Sam is mayor I know that
He married Rosie, and now i'm mad
He should've come across the sea
Maybe he's not good enough for me
I may be gay I may be gross
But i'm very proud and that's no joke

My name is Frodo, this is my song
I hope you enjoy it so sing along
My friends are Sam, Merry, Pippin
But Sam is cuter then a fuzzy litte kitten
But Sams not gay, that really sucks
Boy we could've been 4ever stuck
This is the end of my lil' tune
I hope you liked it, I did too
`Please give credit to Samwise_Gamgee
He made this song a funny fantasy
Samwise is cool, funny, and sweet
If your singing along I know you agree!
I hope you had fun, I hope you had laughs
I hope it's even better then Saurumon's staff
I'll now shutup, get on with yur lives
Have fun at the Barrow Downs good night

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To make it even better check out the music at: http://www.funs.co.uk/midi/36.html
if you listen to it and kinda sing along, then you get the picture! NOTE: When I did this song I did NOT attend to make fun of Frodo fans, and when I say gay, I mean happy. So please take no offence to the song lyrics

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10-26-2002, 02:38 AM	#11
Samwise_Gamgee Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Middle-Earth Posts: 68	Omg! I was just listening to clips off the internet and I came up with this really funny song! Ok here goes: (From Blink182 'Adam's Song') FRODO'S SONG ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I never thought I wouldn't die alone Sam came with me should I have known? I trace the road back to stinky ol' Bree I should've gotten one last pint of drink The wraiths are mad, now they want my beep The choice was mine I hope Sam's mine to keep The Fellowship is broken at last Time to get away from stinky ol' Legolas There it is the mountain of doom I hope Sam does intend to swoon Mt. Doom is where my finger fell with Smeagol I hope he enjoys it that son of a **** Here we are,fellowship back together Fat ugly Gimli stinks worse then ever Aragorn is king at last Maybe so he was in the past I went with elves across the sea Boy I sure do hope, Sam misses me Sam is mayor I know that He married Rosie, and now i'm mad He should've come across the sea Maybe he's not good enough for me I may be gay I may be gross But i'm very proud and that's no joke My name is Frodo, this is my song I hope you enjoy it so sing along My friends are Sam, Merry, Pippin But Sam is cuter then a fuzzy litte kitten But Sams not gay, that really sucks Boy we could've been 4ever stuck This is the end of my lil' tune I hope you liked it, I did too `Please give credit to Samwise_Gamgee He made this song a funny fantasy Samwise is cool, funny, and sweet If your singing along I know you agree! I hope you had fun, I hope you had laughs I hope it's even better then Saurumon's staff I'll now shutup, get on with yur lives Have fun at the Barrow Downs good night ~~~~~~~~~~~ To make it even better check out the music at: http://www.funs.co.uk/midi/36.html if you listen to it and kinda sing along, then you get the picture! NOTE: When I did this song I did NOT attend to make fun of Frodo fans, and when I say gay, I mean happy. So please take no offence to the song lyrics [ October 27, 2002: Message edited by: Samwise_Gamgee ] [ October 27, 2002: Message edited by: Samwise_Gamgee ] __________________ "Your bodygaurd?" "His Gardner"