Funny lyrics that LOTR characters would never sing - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

LadyElbereth · 10-07-2002, 07:24 PM

Ha ha! That's a good one Samwise_Gamgee!
here's mine. It's Saruman singin to Gandalf.
*To the tune of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne*

Chill out what cha yellin for
Gandalf, its all been done before
and if you could only let it be
you will see
I am the more powerful one
I will fight you
one on one
then you'll become

something else round everyone else
watching your back like you can't relax
tryin to escape
but it's to late for you
Tell me!

Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated
see the way your
acting like your the greatest gets me frustrated
if I get you
you'll fall and you'll crawl and you'll break and you'll take what you get and you'll turn it into loyalty promise me i'll never see your face or i'll slap it
Yes Yes Yes.......
(In Isengard)
You come over unannounced
dressed up like you're somethin else
what you were aint what you are you see
you're makin me
get scared when you strike your pose
get rid of all the crappy white clothes
I know I'm not foolin you
when you became

Gandalf the White
I'm in for a fight
I better watch my back
like I can't relax
I'm tryin to play it cool
but I look like a fool
to him!
Oh no!

Why'd I have to go and make things so complicated
see the way I'm
now the weaker wizard gets me frustrated
if he gets me I'll
fall and I'll crawl and I'll break and I'll take what I get and as long as I live
I promise you I'm never gonna let him catch me!
No No No....

Ok, that was lame! But hey, at least I TRIED!
~Lady Elbereth

[ October 07, 2002: Message edited by: LadyElbereth ]

10-07-2002, 07:24 PM	#11
LadyElbereth Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Taniquetil Posts: 183	Ha ha! That's a good one Samwise_Gamgee! here's mine. It's Saruman singin to Gandalf. To the tune of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne Chill out what cha yellin for Gandalf, its all been done before and if you could only let it be you will see I am the more powerful one I will fight you one on one then you'll become something else round everyone else watching your back like you can't relax tryin to escape but it's to late for you Tell me! Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated see the way your acting like your the greatest gets me frustrated if I get you you'll fall and you'll crawl and you'll break and you'll take what you get and you'll turn it into loyalty promise me i'll never see your face or i'll slap it Yes Yes Yes....... (In Isengard) You come over unannounced dressed up like you're somethin else what you were aint what you are you see you're makin me get scared when you strike your pose get rid of all the crappy white clothes I know I'm not foolin you when you became Gandalf the White I'm in for a fight I better watch my back like I can't relax I'm tryin to play it cool but I look like a fool to him! Oh no! Why'd I have to go and make things so complicated see the way I'm now the weaker wizard gets me frustrated if he gets me I'll fall and I'll crawl and I'll break and I'll take what I get and as long as I live I promise you I'm never gonna let him catch me! No No No.... Ok, that was lame! But hey, at least I TRIED! ~Lady Elbereth [ October 07, 2002: Message edited by: LadyElbereth ] __________________ If I could be anything, I'd be your tear, so I could be born in your eye, live down your cheek, and die on your lips.