Funny lyrics that LOTR characters would never sing

[Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas]

Contenueing from galadwen29's last post

Sauron:
If its the ring you want from Me,
Then go-o,
Away.
You can't have,
This pressuise ring,
Now go-o,
awaaayyyyy,

Do you really want to hurt Me,
do you really want to make Me cry,--

Legolas&Gimly: *Cuts in*
Yes we really want to hurt you,
as a matter of fact,
we want to poke your eye, *Gimli cuts out because he can't strike high notes*
YES WE REALLY WANT TO HUUURRT YOOOUUU!!!,
YES WE REALLY WANT TO MAEKE YOU CRYYYY!!!!
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Frodo *Rythem of "Here comes the rain again" By the Erithmics*

Here comes the Ring again,
Following Me like a bloody curse,
Everytime I look its in My purse...
I want to run away from it,
If I don't I think I'll have a fit.
Wanna dive into an ocean,
Perhaps then I'll get away from it

[ September 05, 2002: Message edited by: Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas ]