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Etheral Enchantress
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Only ten years? Okay...I'll give a little dialogue...
Scene: Only Gandalf is there. Sam walks in with 3 of his children... Sam: Well! I've arri- One of his children: Daddy! Daddy! Is this your frie- Another one of his children: Daddy! I want some food! Another: And gimme candy! Sam: Where are your manne- Child #1: These are your friends right? Where's Master Gim- Child #2: Where's the food? Child #3: Caaaaaandy! Me want caaaaandy! Gandalf: *leans over* My, my, what have we here? Child #3: Do you have candy? Gandalf: *ruffles the child's hair* There'll be food enough soon! Legolas and Gimli walk in. Legolas: No! "Yrch" is Elvish for "Orcs"! Gimli: Then just say "Orcs"! Legolas: Why should I? I speak a far fairer tongue! Gimli: I'll give you a faire- Child #1: Gimliiiiiiiiiiiiii! Is that Gimliiiiiiiiiiii? Gimli: *spins around* Samwise! Sam: Gimli! Legolas: Samwise! Sam: Legolas! They all run and embrace Legolas: Samwise! It's so good to see- Child #1: *runs in and breaks up the embrace* Giiiiiimli! It's Giiiiiiiimli! You're my favoritest, Gimli! Gimli: Bah! Who are you? Child #3: *Pulls on Legolas's sleeve* Mister Elf? Do you have candy? Legolas: I am sorry, no... Aragorn and Arwen enter Legolas: King Elessar! Aragorn: Legolas! Child #2: Do you have food? Aragorn: Huh? Merry and Pippin enter. Merry: Well! We made it! The kings both gave us some time off! Child #3: Master Merriadoc! Master Perigrin! You must have caaaaaandyyyyyy! Pippin: Yes, I do, actually, here! *gives Child #3 some candy* Child #3: Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandy! Child #2: Hey! Gimme some! *the 2 begin to fight* Merry: So, how has everyone bee- Child #1: I can't believe it's Giiiiiiimliiiiii! *hugs Gimli* Gimli: Bah! Hey! Watch the beard. Legolas begins to laugh. Gimli: *pries the child off* Here! You take it then! *the child clings to Legolas* Legolas: Aiya! Elbereth Gilthoniel! Let go! You're wrinkling my tunic! Child #2: Gimme the candy! Child #3: But it's miiiiiiiine! *Child #2 wrenches the candy from #3's hands* Child #3: Daaaaaaaaaaddyyyyyyyyyy! Sam: Give it back! Child #2: But Daddy... Sam: You heard me! Child #2: Oh...okay...*pouts and gives the candy back* Pippin: Do not fear, little one! I have more! *hands some candy to Child #2* Child #2: Thank yoooouuuuu! *eats the candy and latches onto Pippin...both Legolas and Pippin wrench the childrens' arms off from around their waists and the children run and begin to wrestle with Child #3* Sam: Where is Frodo? Frodo: *walks in wearily* Here I am, Sam. Sam: Master Frodo! *embraces him gently* Are you all right? Frodo: *smiles weakly* I am afraid I will never be again, Sam... Sam: *tears coming to his eyes* I-I'm so s-sorry Mister Frodo...I really am... Frodo: Fret not Sam! Look at your beatiful children! All 3 Children: Froooodoooooo! *all run and embrace him, then let go* Child #2: What's wrong, Daddy? Sam: N-nothing children, run off and play! All 3: OKAY!!! *run off and play* Frodo: Where's Rosie, Sam? Sam: She had another gathering of her old friends she went to... Frodo: Oh...okay... A ghostly shade floats in...it's Boromir! All of the others, except Gandalf: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!! Gandalf: Boromir! My old friend! You made it! Boromir: Let's cut to the chase, is the ring really gone? Gandalf: Yes, it is... Boromir: GAH! No! Oh...oh well...I'll stay...there'll be food right? Child #2: Did you say fooooooooooooood? Legolas: Yes, there should be... This carries on for a while, then they say their "namarie"'s and take their leave of each other...
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