Sam and Frodo

[The Squatter of Amon Rûdh]

Yes, let's get back to jolly old England, shall we?

Quite right, Marileangorifurnimaluim old thing. Nothing like a yarn or two about the jolly old Seat of Mars, what? [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
Blackpool as Minas Morgul? Any takers?

firncristwen: you are, of course, correct. The gay-subtext theory wasn't dreamed up by any of us, though. We're just giving it a good, thorough debunking for the benefit of anyone who was told it by someone who sounded as though they knew whereof they spoke.