Star Wars meets The Lord of The Rings - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Anything but Arwen · 03-08-2003, 01:11 PM

Ok, i wrote this ages ago, so lets see if i can remember it......

<b> Fellowship of the Clones </b>
Startling similarities between the two...

Frodo=Luke: Noble bold heroes who arent half as interesting as everyone else

Sam=The Force: Trusty sidekick who does as hes told

Merry and Pippin=R2 and C3PO: Comedy duo who irritate everyone else

Saruman=Jabba the Hutt: Decoy villains who let others do their dirty work

Boromir=Lando Calrissian: Charming ruffians who may, just may, turn on their fellows...

Gandalf=Obi Wan: Bearded wizards who snuff it in the first instalment, yet come back later bearing advice. Also played by Sirs.

Aragorn=Han Solo: Rugged,stubbly, weapon wielding heroes who eventually get the girl.

Arwen=Leia: Pretty girls who do a bit of butt kicking and get hitched to one of the above...

Elrond=Yoda: Past it wiise guys who relate the plot for popcorn munching morons.

Orcs-Stormtroopers: Army of the villain. Lucky they cant shoot for peanuts...

03-08-2003, 01:11 PM	#34
Anything but Arwen Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: In my own little world. Its OK, they know me here. Posts: 230	Ok, i wrote this ages ago, so lets see if i can remember it...... <b> Fellowship of the Clones </b> Startling similarities between the two... Frodo=Luke: Noble bold heroes who arent half as interesting as everyone else Sam=The Force: Trusty sidekick who does as hes told Merry and Pippin=R2 and C3PO: Comedy duo who irritate everyone else Saruman=Jabba the Hutt: Decoy villains who let others do their dirty work Boromir=Lando Calrissian: Charming ruffians who may, just may, turn on their fellows... Gandalf=Obi Wan: Bearded wizards who snuff it in the first instalment, yet come back later bearing advice. Also played by Sirs. Aragorn=Han Solo: Rugged,stubbly, weapon wielding heroes who eventually get the girl. Arwen=Leia: Pretty girls who do a bit of butt kicking and get hitched to one of the above... Elrond=Yoda: Past it wiise guys who relate the plot for popcorn munching morons. Orcs-Stormtroopers: Army of the villain. Lucky they cant shoot for peanuts... __________________ The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits! (Dontchya just love my avatar? I got a "Tickle Me Boromir" one too...