LOTR murphy's laws - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Beanamir of Gondor · 01-09-2004, 07:11 AM

Rule #1: Legolas can kill anything, no matter how large or far away, provided he has his bow and arrow, a piece of rope, or an elven shield.

Rule #2: Aragorn can survive any event or kill anything, provided he has his sword. But don't shake hands with him unless you want to be cleaning blood out from under your fingernails for three weeks afterward.

Rule #3: Don't EVER try and outwit Samwise Gamgee in a muttered one-liner contest. Believe me, you'll lose.

Rule #4: The Nazgul are really not all that dangerous. Just stand still- they'll lose you if you don't move.

01-09-2004, 07:11 AM	#11
Beanamir of Gondor Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: the Shadow Gallery Posts: 276	Rule #1: Legolas can kill anything, no matter how large or far away, provided he has his bow and arrow, a piece of rope, or an elven shield. Rule #2: Aragorn can survive any event or kill anything, provided he has his sword. But don't shake hands with him unless you want to be cleaning blood out from under your fingernails for three weeks afterward. Rule #3: Don't EVER try and outwit Samwise Gamgee in a muttered one-liner contest. Believe me, you'll lose. Rule #4: The Nazgul are really not all that dangerous. Just stand still- they'll lose you if you don't move. __________________ The answer to life is no longer 42. It's 4 8 15 16 23... 42. "I only lent you my body; you lent me your dream."