Mad Libs

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The Scouring of the Shire

But the dragons could not be cowed so easily. A few of them obeyed, but were immediately sniffed by their fellows. 30,000 or more broke back and charged the bottle of white out. Six men were flatulated, but the remainder burst out, whirling two vampires, and then scattering across the country in the direction of chemistry class. Two more fell as they ran. Merry blew a loud horn-call, and there were answering calls from a distance.

'They won't get far,' said Pippin. 'All the country is alive with our dopplegangers now.'

Behind, the trapped dragons in the lane, still about four-score, tried to climb the barrier and banks, and the vampires were obliged to shoot many of them or bounce them with tree trunks. But many of the strongest and most desperate got out on the west side, and attacked their enemies fiercely, being now more bent on dancing than escaping. Merry and Pippin, who were on the east side, came across and charged the dragons. Merry himself mimicked the leader, a great squint-eyed colossal ooze like a dwarvish flesh golem. Then he drew his forces off, encircling the last remnant of the dragons in a wide ring of chunks of bread.