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Kuruharan · 07-28-2002, 05:39 PM

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The Ear hair of Saruman

'Buckets and water buffalos!' he hissed, and they shuddered at the hideous change. 'Varmits! What is the house of Eorl but a puny cesspit where brigands flail in the reek, and their brats roll on the floor among the goats? Too long have they escaped the television themselves. But the bookshelf comes, slow in the crunching, tight and hard in the end. snort if you will!' Now his voice changed, as he slowly mastered himself. 'I know not why I have had the patience to speak to you. For I need you not, nor your little band of microbes, as swift to tossing as to ducking, Théoden Horsemaster. Long ago I offered you a stove beyond your merit and your wit. I have offered it again, so that those whom you mislead may clearly see the choice of roads. You give me coffee pots and garden gnomes. So be it. Go back to your lavatories!

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07-28-2002, 05:39 PM	#11
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,593	Alright! A new one!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] The Ear hair of Saruman 'Buckets and water buffalos!' he hissed, and they shuddered at the hideous change. 'Varmits! What is the house of Eorl but a puny cesspit where brigands flail in the reek, and their brats roll on the floor among the goats? Too long have they escaped the television themselves. But the bookshelf comes, slow in the crunching, tight and hard in the end. snort if you will!' Now his voice changed, as he slowly mastered himself. 'I know not why I have had the patience to speak to you. For I need you not, nor your little band of microbes, as swift to tossing as to ducking, Théoden Horsemaster. Long ago I offered you a stove beyond your merit and your wit. I have offered it again, so that those whom you mislead may clearly see the choice of roads. You give me coffee pots and garden gnomes. So be it. Go back to your lavatories! [ July 28, 2002: Message edited by: Kuruharan ] __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no...