Right in time for the hollidays...LOTR Christmas carols

[Elennar Starfire]

Oh, those are so funny!

Shoot the orcs with lots of arrows!
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Gandalf got knocked over by a Balrog,
crossing over the Bridge of Khazad-Dhum

Who's got a beard that's long and white?
(Gandalf’s got a beard that's long and white)
Who makes fireworks in the night ?
(Gandalf makes fireworks in the night)
Fire at Night, beard that's white
Must be Gandalf Must be Gandalf
Must be Gandalf, Gandalf Grey

*chuckles*

Now to add my own:

Oh Denethor, oh Denethor,
Your fireworks are such a bore.
All you have is burning kings,
They don't even have golden rings,
Oh Denethor, oh Denethor,
Your fireworks are such a bore.