Tolkien puns - Page 3 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Uruloki · 06-23-2002, 10:23 AM

How many people have used the "If you go down the pub then you might get Legolas" one? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
Sorry for being repetetive.

Now for a really dodgy/cheesy one,
"When I grow up my parents want me to Marry a doc................ter!
Get it.....did ya get it?..........Didn't think so...... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

The Fifth · 06-23-2002, 10:32 AM

I got it. That was pretty good!

pippin_took0 · 06-24-2002, 08:00 AM

Arwen't we all getting a little carried away here?
Don't mind me, I'll just Bree going

P.S This is actually me, pippin_took0, not Nevtalathiel using my account. Just thought I'd let you know [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

The Fifth · 06-24-2002, 09:25 PM

Before you go, you'll have to pay a FEA.

06-27-2002, 08:05 PM

Reading Tolkien is a Novel concept!

Galadrie1 · 06-27-2002, 09:21 PM

Quote:

When I grow up my parents want me to Marry a doc.

that one was used before on this thread. so was the only one i could think of: "Here's a Tolkien of my love"

Rose, the youngest · 06-27-2002, 10:37 PM

Here is my first attempt:
That Rosie's stunning, but look at this Lady's Fingol!(flowers, yeah...)

[ June 28, 2002: Message edited by: Rose, the youngest ]

The Fifth · 07-01-2002, 12:56 AM

Ooh! Ooh! I have another one!

Which King is which?

Eol · 07-11-2002, 04:40 PM

These puns are great, but it is almost too much to Beren!

heh, don't make a hobbit of it
be careful it's hobbit forming...

I 'spose I could wolf down another knuckle sandwich
(in reference to the great wolf who ate Beren's Hand)

Sauron: do I hear someone ringing?
I have my eye on you!

Gandalf: Hi ho silver?

Gimli Son Of Gloin · 07-11-2002, 04:51 PM

Quote:

"Here's a Tolkien of my love"

That's kinda like one of mine- Can I have a bathroom Tolkien please?

The Fifth · 07-12-2002, 12:27 AM

Skinny Gandalf: You cannot pass. I am the weilder of the flame of Anorexia.

Lothiriel Silmarien · 07-12-2002, 12:06 PM

"Don't mind me, I'll just Bree going." I like that one! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] All of these are good actually. Let me see if I try some now. They won't be good though!!!!

I hadn't had a decent Melian a couple of weeks.
Get it...meal in-Melian.. I told you they wouldn't be good!

Raefindel · 07-12-2002, 12:52 PM

I'm not that creative, unfortunately, but I enjoyed reading your post immensely!

Eol · 07-12-2002, 02:02 PM

Sorry I seem to have lothed my keys...I would be GalADriel if you could help me find them...

[ July 12, 2002: Message edited by: Eol ]

The Necromancer · 07-15-2002, 12:59 PM

"Merry" Christmas!!! (groan)

Shire and Shire alike!!!

HA HA HA! Yes, I do know these were really, really bad!!!

The Fifth · 07-15-2002, 06:37 PM

For some reason, I can't stop laughing at these puns.

"Is it okay if I use you as a pippin cushion?"

"Sure, just frodon't (I know, I said that pun before) hurt me badly."

"Row, Row, Rohan your boat..."

Hmm.. that's all I can think of for now.

[ July 15, 2002: Message edited by: The Fifth ]

The Fifth · 07-16-2002, 06:13 PM

Okay, one last pun:

Lorien kids! Because we're worth it too!

ElfEarz · 07-18-2002, 11:39 PM

ok u guys are so good at this so dont make fun of me cuz i suck [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] so here is my horrible attempt....

oh no i left the food out last night and now theres ents all over it!

i want my ring back Bifur i get mad!

Bree is my favorite type of cheese (heh-heh..k that was dumb)

yes i'll have a cup of Dale please

didnt Elvish (Elvis) die Durin the 1980s?

respect your Eldars (that didnt suck too bad)

[ July 19, 2002: Message edited by: ElfEarz ]

The Fifth · 07-19-2002, 01:01 AM

Those were pretty good, ElfEarz. Keep it up! Also, I'm annoyed because there are Elvis at Helm's Deep.

ElfEarz · 07-19-2002, 09:43 AM

lol, thanks [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]. lets see if i can think of anymore....

Bifur you can pass you have to pay the troll

a kids TV-show "Rollie Pollie Oliphaunts"

a song "i found my thrill, on Ravenhill" (bahahahaha so stupid its funny)

I can't think of any more, im just not creative in the morning hehe [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

The Fifth · 07-19-2002, 10:49 AM

I demand more puns!

Rose, the youngest · 07-28-2002, 02:34 PM

Asfaloth I know... (As for as)

Instead of skinning coneys, we Barahir. (bare a hare)

Last I heard, he's Dwalin in the Shire. (dwelling)

Baseball has how many Entings?(Ennings)

He's worth a Guthlaf. (good laugh)

Rogain lost it's touch? Try the Heru-brand! We'll Roheryn.

She has a Puddifoot. (pretty foot)

these are steadily getting worse, so i will have to stop now.

The Fifth · 07-31-2002, 10:57 AM

Could you Teleri (tell) me where we are going?

We will get in our Vanyar (van) so we can drive to store.

((I had gotten this idea from a conversation in the chat room about elves...))

ElfEarz · 08-02-2002, 10:07 AM

Lol u guys are funny. hmmm lets see if i can think of any....

I can't get my mutton undone (button)

hmmm wow that was alot

[img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

Niphredil Baggins · 08-04-2002, 10:01 AM

This is a strange Region to me. (Region is some ME place, forgot where it is...)

ElfEarz · 08-05-2002, 09:23 PM

this board is getting crowded...anyone mind if i make a new one. cuz i really enjoy this [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

The Fifth · 09-13-2002, 03:46 PM

The other day I was searching through my book shelves, when I came along these two books:

The Phantom Trollbooth

And....

The Adventures of Tom Bombadil and Huckleberry Fingolfin

I tried to read them, but they fell apart. So, I decided to get a ham Gamwich. My friend was there at the time. He was eating a turkey Samwich(I know, that pun was done before).

***Thenamir*** · 09-13-2002, 04:03 PM

OK OK, I've waited to weigh in on this one until I had a good one, and now I've got it.

Q: Why was Huan sad?
A: Because he was Melian-collie!

(grins, ducks, and runs away at top speed)

The Fifth · 09-13-2002, 07:37 PM

Good one, Thenamir! Melian-collie... melancholy...

Galadrie1: Yes, indeed it was I who was the annoying Punster.

[ September 13, 2002: Message edited by: The Fifth ]

Galadrie1 · 09-13-2002, 07:44 PM

Oooh, Thena, that was a good one! I also liked:

Quote:

Instead of skinning coneys, we Barahir. (bare a hare)

heehee... Hey, Fifth, was it you in the chat room a while back who wouldn't stop saying puns, so everyone put you on their Ignore list? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Amarie · 09-14-2002, 01:13 AM

You guys have posted some pretty good ones! I hope my contributions are enjoyed...

...If there were a Beren Doriath it'd be Cirdan to eat an Elf. To stop that bear, any Thingol do.

Glorfinniel the Lost · 09-14-2002, 02:53 AM

This goes to a part of Garbages' "Cherry Lips":
Goldberry go go
We're right behind you
Goldberry go go
Yeah, we're looking at you
Goldberry go go
Oh ,we're right behind you
Goldberry Goldberry
Yeah, we're right behind you
[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

bombur · 09-15-2002, 07:11 AM

Coctailparty gossip in the middle-earth, reported by Arwen, evening star:

"...Galadriel has caught Saurons eye."

"Well that match does have nice ring to it..."

"...Gandalf, he's such a grey type"

"But Sarumans has got breeding..."

Evenstar1 · 09-16-2002, 07:59 PM

I have enjoyed reading these! They were GREAT! I have a few groaners to add to the mix:

How does Galadriel keep her youthful looks? She uses Oil of Olwe!

The Songs of Elvish Prestly:
Helmsdeep Hotel
Love Me Timber
Don't Be Reuel
Viva Loss-arnach

(Sorry! I know those were pretty weak! Does anybody have any more?)

Melkor the Morgoth · 09-18-2002, 11:39 AM

how bout "Return to Sindar"

Alatariel · 09-18-2002, 01:01 PM

Goodness me, what are you all Tolkein about?
I ate an apple and now there's a Pippin my teeth!

Alatariel · 09-19-2002, 11:03 AM

ooh I've thought of another one!
"Please put your Bag Ends in the ash tray provided"

The Fifth · 09-19-2002, 06:32 PM

Well, I had an interesting trip this year.

First, I flew a plane towards Cape Horn of Gondor. Then I flew towards South Orc-ney Island. Then I flew all the way to Cape Eowyn, Australia, and then stayed there for a couple of weeks. Then I flew back to my barrow in California.

Nimrothiel · 11-26-2002, 08:40 AM

Hee hee, I think that all of my ideas have already been done, but here goes Luthien!

Wow! How did Mith get to there so fast? Mith-ran-dir. (Mith ran there)

Beren the Ring is such a pain.

Elf-magic huh? What a Boro-mir. (Bore of a mirror.)

Elennar Starfire · 05-14-2003, 05:13 PM

Silmarillion toast!(cinnamon)

06-23-2002, 10:23 AM	#81
Uruloki Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: London Posts: 17	How many people have used the "If you go down the pub then you might get Legolas" one? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Sorry for being repetetive. Now for a really dodgy/cheesy one, "When I grow up my parents want me to Marry a doc................ter! Get it.....did ya get it?..........Didn't think so...... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ http://www.fortunecity.com/tattooine...n/120/ani9.gif

06-23-2002, 10:32 AM	#82
The Fifth Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2002 Location: Mordor Posts: 427	I got it. That was pretty good! __________________ - Ringwraith #5, Servant of the Eye

06-24-2002, 09:25 PM	#84
The Fifth Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2002 Location: Mordor Posts: 427	Before you go, you'll have to pay a FEA. __________________ - Ringwraith #5, Servant of the Eye

06-27-2002, 10:37 PM	#87
Rose, the youngest Pile O'Bones Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: here, for now. Posts: 25	Here is my first attempt: That Rosie's stunning, but look at this Lady's Fingol!(flowers, yeah...) [ June 28, 2002: Message edited by: Rose, the youngest ] __________________ here in the realms of fantacy do i find my only escape from the harsh realities of the real world.

07-01-2002, 12:56 AM	#88
The Fifth Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2002 Location: Mordor Posts: 427	Ooh! Ooh! I have another one! Which King is which? __________________ - Ringwraith #5, Servant of the Eye

06-24-2002, 08:00 AM	#83
pippin_took0 Haunting Spirit Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Middle Earth Posts: 82	Arwen't we all getting a little carried away here? Don't mind me, I'll just Bree going P.S This is actually me, pippin_took0, not Nevtalathiel using my account. Just thought I'd let you know [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

06-27-2002, 08:05 PM	#85
Logan Evans Guest Posts: n/a	Reading Tolkien is a Novel concept!

07-11-2002, 04:40 PM	#89
Eol Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: The Pacific Northwest - Tir Nan Og Posts: 306	These puns are great, but it is almost too much to Beren! heh, don't make a hobbit of it be careful it's hobbit forming... I 'spose I could wolf down another knuckle sandwich (in reference to the great wolf who ate Beren's Hand) Sauron: do I hear someone ringing? I have my eye on you! Gandalf: Hi ho silver? __________________ Mes sana in corpec sano- (lt.) A sound mind in a sound body

07-12-2002, 12:27 AM	#91
The Fifth Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2002 Location: Mordor Posts: 427	Skinny Gandalf: You cannot pass. I am the weilder of the flame of Anorexia. __________________ - Ringwraith #5, Servant of the Eye

07-12-2002, 12:06 PM	#92
Lothiriel Silmarien Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: New York Posts: 829	"Don't mind me, I'll just Bree going." I like that one! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] All of these are good actually. Let me see if I try some now. They won't be good though!!!! I hadn't had a decent Melian a couple of weeks. Get it...meal in-Melian.. I told you they wouldn't be good! __________________ Si vanwa na Romello vanwa Valimar!~~ ~~Now lost, lost to those from the East is Valimar! My LotR page

07-12-2002, 12:52 PM	#93
Raefindel Sword of the Spirit Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Washington State Posts: 1,313	I'm not that creative, unfortunately, but I enjoyed reading your post immensely! __________________ Blessed be the Lord my Strength, Who trained my hands for war and my fingers to fight. Psallm 144:1

07-12-2002, 02:02 PM	#94
Eol Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: The Pacific Northwest - Tir Nan Og Posts: 306	Sorry I seem to have lothed my keys...I would be GalADriel if you could help me find them... [ July 12, 2002: Message edited by: Eol ] __________________ Mes sana in corpec sano- (lt.) A sound mind in a sound body

07-15-2002, 12:59 PM	#95
The Necromancer Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: out of NOWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Posts: 18	"Merry" Christmas!!! (groan) Shire and Shire alike!!! HA HA HA! Yes, I do know these were really, really bad!!! __________________ "Come back! Come back! To Mordor we will take you!" --Ringwraiths to Frodo

07-15-2002, 06:37 PM	#96
The Fifth Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2002 Location: Mordor Posts: 427	For some reason, I can't stop laughing at these puns. "Is it okay if I use you as a pippin cushion?" "Sure, just frodon't (I know, I said that pun before) hurt me badly." "Row, Row, Rohan your boat..." Hmm.. that's all I can think of for now. [ July 15, 2002: Message edited by: The Fifth ] __________________ - Ringwraith #5, Servant of the Eye

07-16-2002, 06:13 PM	#97
The Fifth Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2002 Location: Mordor Posts: 427	Okay, one last pun: Lorien kids! Because we're worth it too! __________________ - Ringwraith #5, Servant of the Eye

07-18-2002, 11:39 PM	#98
ElfEarz Animated Skeleton Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Mirkwood Posts: 50	ok u guys are so good at this so dont make fun of me cuz i suck [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] so here is my horrible attempt.... oh no i left the food out last night and now theres ents all over it! i want my ring back Bifur i get mad! Bree is my favorite type of cheese (heh-heh..k that was dumb) yes i'll have a cup of Dale please didnt Elvish (Elvis) die Durin the 1980s? respect your Eldars (that didnt suck too bad) [ July 19, 2002: Message edited by: ElfEarz ] __________________ -ash nazg durbatukuj,ash nazg gimbatul,ash nazg thrakatuluk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.

07-19-2002, 01:01 AM	#99
The Fifth Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2002 Location: Mordor Posts: 427	Those were pretty good, ElfEarz. Keep it up! Also, I'm annoyed because there are Elvis at Helm's Deep. __________________ - Ringwraith #5, Servant of the Eye

07-19-2002, 09:43 AM	#100
ElfEarz Animated Skeleton Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Mirkwood Posts: 50	lol, thanks [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]. lets see if i can think of anymore.... Bifur you can pass you have to pay the troll a kids TV-show "Rollie Pollie Oliphaunts" a song "i found my thrill, on Ravenhill" (bahahahaha so stupid its funny) I can't think of any more, im just not creative in the morning hehe [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] __________________ -ash nazg durbatukuj,ash nazg gimbatul,ash nazg thrakatuluk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.

07-19-2002, 10:49 AM	#101
The Fifth Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2002 Location: Mordor Posts: 427	I demand more puns! __________________ - Ringwraith #5, Servant of the Eye

07-28-2002, 02:34 PM	#102
Rose, the youngest Pile O'Bones Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: here, for now. Posts: 25	Asfaloth I know... (As for as) Instead of skinning coneys, we Barahir. (bare a hare) Last I heard, he's Dwalin in the Shire. (dwelling) Baseball has how many Entings?(Ennings) He's worth a Guthlaf. (good laugh) Rogain lost it's touch? Try the Heru-brand! We'll Roheryn. She has a Puddifoot. (pretty foot) these are steadily getting worse, so i will have to stop now. __________________ here in the realms of fantacy do i find my only escape from the harsh realities of the real world.

07-31-2002, 10:57 AM	#103
The Fifth Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2002 Location: Mordor Posts: 427	Could you Teleri (tell) me where we are going? We will get in our Vanyar (van) so we can drive to store. ((I had gotten this idea from a conversation in the chat room about elves...)) __________________ - Ringwraith #5, Servant of the Eye

08-02-2002, 10:07 AM	#104
ElfEarz Animated Skeleton Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Mirkwood Posts: 50	Lol u guys are funny. hmmm lets see if i can think of any.... I can't get my mutton undone (button) hmmm wow that was alot [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] __________________ -ash nazg durbatukuj,ash nazg gimbatul,ash nazg thrakatuluk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.

08-04-2002, 10:01 AM	#105
Niphredil Baggins Wight Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Finland Posts: 118	This is a strange Region to me. (Region is some ME place, forgot where it is...) __________________ Wistful, willful, wingless, fly!

08-05-2002, 09:23 PM	#106
ElfEarz Animated Skeleton Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Mirkwood Posts: 50	this board is getting crowded...anyone mind if i make a new one. cuz i really enjoy this [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ -ash nazg durbatukuj,ash nazg gimbatul,ash nazg thrakatuluk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.

09-13-2002, 03:46 PM	#107
The Fifth Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2002 Location: Mordor Posts: 427	The other day I was searching through my book shelves, when I came along these two books: The Phantom Trollbooth And.... The Adventures of Tom Bombadil and Huckleberry Fingolfin I tried to read them, but they fell apart. So, I decided to get a ham Gamwich. My friend was there at the time. He was eating a turkey Samwich(I know, that pun was done before). __________________ - Ringwraith #5, Servant of the Eye

09-13-2002, 04:03 PM	#108
*Thenamir* Spectre of Capitalism Join Date: May 2001 Location: Battling evil bureaucrats at Zeta Aquilae Posts: 987	OK OK, I've waited to weigh in on this one until I had a good one, and now I've got it. Q: Why was Huan sad? A: Because he was Melian-collie! (grins, ducks, and runs away at top speed) __________________ The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. ~~ Marcus Aurelius

09-13-2002, 07:37 PM	#109
The Fifth Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2002 Location: Mordor Posts: 427	Good one, Thenamir! Melian-collie... melancholy... Galadrie1: Yes, indeed it was I who was the annoying Punster. [ September 13, 2002: Message edited by: The Fifth ] __________________ - Ringwraith #5, Servant of the Eye

09-14-2002, 01:13 AM	#111
Amarie Animated Skeleton Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 33	You guys have posted some pretty good ones! I hope my contributions are enjoyed... ...If there were a Beren Doriath it'd be Cirdan to eat an Elf. To stop that bear, any Thingol do.

09-14-2002, 02:53 AM	#112
Glorfinniel the Lost Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Enchanted Isles Posts: 119	This goes to a part of Garbages' "Cherry Lips": Goldberry go go We're right behind you Goldberry go go Yeah, we're looking at you Goldberry go go Oh ,we're right behind you Goldberry Goldberry Yeah, we're right behind you [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ But Lancelot mused a little space, he said 'She has a lovely face' God in his mercy lend her grace, The Lady of Shalott Alfred, Lord Tennyson

09-15-2002, 07:11 AM	#113
bombur Wight Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: finland Posts: 126	Coctailparty gossip in the middle-earth, reported by Arwen, evening star: "...Galadriel has caught Saurons eye." "Well that match does have nice ring to it..." "...Gandalf, he's such a grey type" "But Sarumans has got breeding..."

09-16-2002, 07:59 PM	#114
Evenstar1 Wight Join Date: May 2002 Location: Colorado (just east of the Misty Mts.) Posts: 111	I have enjoyed reading these! They were GREAT! I have a few groaners to add to the mix: How does Galadriel keep her youthful looks? She uses Oil of Olwe! The Songs of Elvish Prestly: Helmsdeep Hotel Love Me Timber Don't Be Reuel Viva Loss-arnach (Sorry! I know those were pretty weak! Does anybody have any more?) __________________ - Eve

09-18-2002, 11:39 AM	#115
Melkor the Morgoth Pile O'Bones Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: the Void Posts: 12	how bout "Return to Sindar" __________________ insert funny frase here

09-18-2002, 01:01 PM	#116
Alatariel Wight Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: The Cliffs of Insanity Posts: 178	Goodness me, what are you all Tolkein about? I ate an apple and now there's a Pippin my teeth! __________________ You mean you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people?

09-19-2002, 11:03 AM	#117
Alatariel Wight Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: The Cliffs of Insanity Posts: 178	ooh I've thought of another one! "Please put your Bag Ends in the ash tray provided" __________________ You mean you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people?

09-19-2002, 06:32 PM	#118
The Fifth Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2002 Location: Mordor Posts: 427	Well, I had an interesting trip this year. First, I flew a plane towards Cape Horn of Gondor. Then I flew towards South Orc-ney Island. Then I flew all the way to Cape Eowyn, Australia, and then stayed there for a couple of weeks. Then I flew back to my barrow in California. __________________ - Ringwraith #5, Servant of the Eye