Beating the non- LotR fans

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Hmmm...non-LotR friends. I have them by the dozens...my sister(Lhunardawen) seems to be the only LotR-fanatic I know. But what do I do to them? I pity them...

Pity them? By their are a rabble of mindless beings, who have never heard of the great history of Middle Earth?

But pity them we must...if there are no non-LotR fanatics in the world, who do we pity? Shelob fans?

(History of Middle-Earth Fanatics 1, p.30)

But in any case, I just shout "You FoolofaTook!" at them (see Tolkien Vocabulary II) It works at bewildering them. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

[ September 29, 2003: Message edited by: Nilpaurion Felagund ]