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Feanor of the Peredhil · 12-13-2003, 07:48 PM

Citizen Feanor shyly raises her hand.

"Honorable Judge Lindil? As Citizen Firneldiel appears to be temporarily absent from the proceedings, may I be allowed to present comment?"

Judge Lindil looks pensieve.

"I suppose we could come back to Firneldiel. Proceed, Feanor"

"Thank you, Most Honorable Judge Lindil... I would simply like to say that the offense I am about to point out deserves nothing less than the dreaded Legolass Torture (a horrifying punishment involving being locked in a room with one hundred Legolasses for two days while watching LotR). Mr Jackson has made the most heinous mistake of all: He used the line "'Ee's alive..." when we could all clearly see that Frodo was breathing, groaning, and performing multiple other living functions! What say you Mr Jackson?"

*cringes* "Artistic license?" he asks slowly.

The audience goes berserk, not allowing PJ for one moment to think that his feeble excuse could possibly be accepted.

12-13-2003, 07:48 PM	#11
Feanor of the Peredhil La Belle Dame sans Merci Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: perpetual uncertainty Posts: 5,517	Citizen Feanor shyly raises her hand. "Honorable Judge Lindil? As Citizen Firneldiel appears to be temporarily absent from the proceedings, may I be allowed to present comment?" Judge Lindil looks pensieve. "I suppose we could come back to Firneldiel. Proceed, Feanor" "Thank you, Most Honorable Judge Lindil... I would simply like to say that the offense I am about to point out deserves nothing less than the dreaded Legolass Torture (a horrifying punishment involving being locked in a room with one hundred Legolasses for two days while watching LotR). Mr Jackson has made the most heinous mistake of all: He used the line "'Ee's alive..." when we could all clearly see that Frodo was breathing, groaning, and performing multiple other living functions! What say you Mr Jackson?" cringes "Artistic license?" he asks slowly. The audience goes berserk, not allowing PJ for one moment to think that his feeble excuse could possibly be accepted. __________________ peace