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**lindil** · 12-13-2003, 11:13 AM

Judge lindils 7 year old daughter who really has read the books comes forward].

dad why are you wearing that funny wig?

[Loud laughter, judge lindil smiles and speaks] In this courtroom it is perhaps best as you think of me only as the judge. You may state your acusation or submit a brief declaring which scene or aspect of the movies was worthy of the The Lord of the Rings.

[Helen speaks] Well, when I saw The Two Towers in the Theater, I thought it was OK, but why did they change so much around?

[Judge] well little one, we shakll hear Mr. Jackson speak later on his own defense perhaps, but for now we thank you for your testimony.

Next!

[p.s. please preface or conclude your post with anything you wish to comment on in italics so it will be clear what is being said in the trial, and what is a general comment

12-13-2003, 11:13 AM	#2
lindil Seeker of the Straight Path Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: a hidden fastness in Big Valley nor cal Posts: 1,680	Judge lindils 7 year old daughter who really has read the books comes forward]. dad why are you wearing that funny wig? [Loud laughter, judge lindil smiles and speaks] In this courtroom it is perhaps best as you think of me only as the judge. You may state your acusation or submit a brief declaring which scene or aspect of the movies was worthy of the The Lord of the Rings. [Helen speaks] Well, when I saw The Two Towers in the Theater, I thought it was OK, but why did they change so much around? [Judge] well little one, we shakll hear Mr. Jackson speak later on his own defense perhaps, but for now we thank you for your testimony. Next! [p.s. please preface or conclude your post with anything you wish to comment on in italics* so it will be clear what is being said in the trial, and what is a general comment* __________________ The dwindling Men of the West would often sit up late into the night exchanging lore & wisdom such as they still possessed that they should not fall back into the mean estate of those who never knew or indeed rebelled against the Light.