Nazgúl Hobbies!

[Kransha]

Back to the Meeting!

Nazgul Bob: Ok, the last meeting didn't go so hot.

Nazgul Willie: Don't say "hot" please.

Nazgul Bob: Fine. Today's meeting; A Discussion of the "FELLBEAST OR HORSE" Petition. Someone get the ball rolling.

Nazgul Larry: Fellbeasts

Nazgul Joe: Fellbeasts

Nazgul Tom: Fellbeasts

Nazgul Willie: Fellbeasts

Nazguls Mary and Sue: BUNNIES!

Nazgul Bob: Fellbeasts it is. Next issue, Gorgoroth National Park clean-up. That plateau is just swimming with recyclable materials.

Nazgul Tom: Like what?

Nazgul Joe: Severed heads.

Nazgul Willie: Mmmm...dinner

Nazgul Mary and Sue: Ewwwww *followed by giggles*

Nazgul Larry: Get Gothmog to do it.

Nazgul Tom: Or that mouth guy.

Nazgul Larry: You mean the Mouth of Sauron.

Nazgul Tom: Yeah, yeah, the guy who can't afford Listerine.

Nazgul Willie: Let's not get off topic.

Nazgul Mary and Sue: Whatever happened to the ear of Sauron.

Nazgul Larry: Melkor forgot that when handing out fiery lidless body parts.

Nazgul Mary and Sue: and nose.

Nazgul Larry: He might've had a nose once, but who once to smell orc-flesh all day long. I tell ya, Barad-dur stinks like a week old sock.

Nazgul Willie: Sauron wears socks?

Nazgul Tom: I would assume.

Nazgul Willie: Underwear?

Nazgul Mary and Sue: Sauron: Boxers or Briefs

Nazgul Bob: Ok, NO ONE wants to discuss Sauron's underwear.

Nazgul Cow: MOOOOOOO!