Nazgúl Hobbies! - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

zb · 02-02-2004, 06:37 PM

It's a little-known fact that the Nazgul were really very community-minded. #3 worked in a soup-kitchen. #s 5 and 7 ran classes at the local adult education centre, helping Mary Sue fanfic characters gain a personality. #2 was on the board of a shelter for abandoned horses. #4 volunteered for the Keep Mordor Beautiful Society, doing cleanups after bands of orcs had trashed the place. #1 and #8 spent a lot of time writing letters to their local members of parliament, trying to get funding for local schools and public playgrounds.

The only exception to this spirit of community mindedness was #6 who was a cow and spent most of his spare time eating grass.

02-02-2004, 06:37 PM	#29
zb Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: perth, west australia Posts: 71	It's a little-known fact that the Nazgul were really very community-minded. #3 worked in a soup-kitchen. #s 5 and 7 ran classes at the local adult education centre, helping Mary Sue fanfic characters gain a personality. #2 was on the board of a shelter for abandoned horses. #4 volunteered for the Keep Mordor Beautiful Society, doing cleanups after bands of orcs had trashed the place. #1 and #8 spent a lot of time writing letters to their local members of parliament, trying to get funding for local schools and public playgrounds. The only exception to this spirit of community mindedness was #6 who was a cow and spent most of his spare time eating grass. __________________ "Do you think I am trying to weave a spell? Perhaps I am; but remember your fairy tales. Spells are used for breaking enchantments as well as inducing them. And you and I have need of the strongest spell that can be found to wake us from the evil enchantment of worldliness..." - C.S. Lewis