Rewriting Lines

[Nimrothiel]

Hee hee, I've got another Monty Python one.

*Mt. Doom, Frodo and Sam are at the Cracks of Doom*

Frodo: "Now, what was I supposed to do with this Ring again? Sam, consult the text of the book "Return of the King."

Sam: "Pull the unholy Ring of Power off thy finger, and count to three. Thou shalt not count more nor less than three, but three only. Two thou shalt not count, unless thou proceedeth directly onto three. Five is right out. The number three being counted, and the number counted being three, throw thy unholy Ring of Power into the Crack of Doom, and Sauron thy foe shall snuff it."

Frodo: "Right, then."

*pulls Ring off finger*

Frodo: "One, two, five!"

Sam: "Three, Mr. Frodo!"

Frodo: "Three!"

*throws Ring; huge explosion occurs*

*Merry and Pippin appear with smudged faces*

Merry: "Wow, that was good."

Pippin: "Let's do another!"