Sauron's Last Words

Gollum fell into the melting fluid and the ring was destroyed. Some miles away an ancient maiar got off his chair and took a look out of his window. behind him some orcs brought his baggage and his sunglasses. he knew this was a place he wouldn't be able to visit for a long time. He would miss the darkness and the smell, maybe he'd even miss some orcs.
a black rider took off his black cape and sat down. "Oh **** . Where we gonna go master?" he said, drinking a Bloody Mary. Some orc gave his feet a massage and sometimes the nazgul cuddled calmly.
Sauron turned around majestically and inspected his baggage before he formed his last words in Middle-Earth, not as loud and evil as usual: "Would you mind getting a little closer? I'm shivering."

THE END