The Worst (or Greatest) LotR Movie Cast...

[Lady Snickerdoodle]

hahahahahaha....

Legolas: Ashton Kutcher (If you though Orlando Bloom atracted fangirls, wait until you see Ashton with waist long hair and a bow)

hahahahaha.... I can't decide which one I'd want to see as Legolas more... Wait Ashton would look like a girl. ORLI ROCKS MY WORLD!

okay, howabout-
Eowyn- Reese Witherspoon (she would definitely be the only one who could force Aragorn to wash his hair)
Gandalf- the Albus Dumbledore guy. I forget his name. And I mean the first one, not the grasping, pretentious one that usurped his place.
Frodo- Danielle Radcliffe. Okay I know he can't act as well as Elijah can but they look almost exactly the same anyway.
Sauron- the assistant principal at my school, except for the name would have to be changed to Saure (dot accent thingy) because its a she not he. She is so evil- lurking in the dark corners of the girls bathroom to make sure we don't hang around in there and badmouth teachers who deserve to be anyway. And she wears a huge oversized gold ring too. Coincidence? I think not!