You know you're obsessed with LOTR when ...

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

When you are ulta-careful carrying a tray of drinks, because you think 'I am an Elf, I can't spill this!!!' Lame I know, but I can't think of anything!!!

Yeah! Elves should have perfect balance! Maybe I'll try my hand at tightrope walking...

~Even if you're not reading LOTR, you have to just read a few sentences each morning to get you going.

My slogan is "A chapter a day drives the HP fans away."

You attempt to walk on snow like Legolas.

Once, I attempted to walk on a sandy beach without my feet falling into the sand...I'm sorry to say I failed my Elven license test... [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]

- tell people to go to Mordor instead of Hell

I prefer go to Angband... [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

When people are talking about pink fluffy alligators, and you suddenly yell, "purplefluffychainsaw!" Got some weird looks for that...

Hey! You too? Some things in my surroundings remind me of Downers!

And so...

~You model your room after...Mordor! Utumno is next! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

~BD reminds you of the Matrix. (Ooops, this is you know you're obsessed with the Matrix...sorry.)

~My greatest dream is to be called either Elenrod Felagund, Prince of Tirion or Hey! LotR freak!(I know, some of you had the distinction of being called such, but me... [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] )

Later days! [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]
->The True Son of Finrod, and of Amarië the Vanyar