You know you're obsessed with LOTR when ...

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

to get your attention shouts DARO!!!!!

I shout Daro! to stop any form of mass tranportation I'm riding on. It stops them, it gets a few weird stares...what more could I want?

-you attack people who tell you they thought Elves were things that lived in flowers

In my country, the word of Elf is the same as the word for Dwarf, hence, when I tell people I'm an elf, they respond, "Oh, those tiny bearded things?" I attack them.

do you think Elves dance with glee?

Definitely!

~When you have nightmares about evil people trying to destroy all things Tolkien. (The 'Downies all got together and we beat them! Then it was a good dream.)

A portent of things to come! We need to hasten the creation of that haven! By the way, on which Elven conclave will it be based? Eldamar, Menegroth, Rivendell, or Lorien?

By the way(again)...

You know you're obsessed with LotR when...

~you fidget constantly. At first you don't know why. Then you realise you haven't read Silm for a long time. Time to reclaim what's mine...

~you hate your country, just because they confuse Elves and Dwarves(Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! I need to immigrate!)

Yours, if you want to [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
->The True Son of finrod, and of Amarië the Vanyar