You know you're obsessed with LOTR when ...

[Orominuialwen]

German teacher (Frau Joch): Anybody know the German word for mirror?

(dull silence)

Mrs Joch: anybody?

(silence. someone yawns.)

Mrs Joch: The German word for mirror is "Die Smeagol".

(Everybody in the class swivels round to stare at TGWBS who (not failing them) starts giggling uncontrollably.

Heh heh heh. Did you know that the word for dwarf in French is "Nain" ? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

~When you hear someone at school talking about seeing RotK, you immediately ask them if they know that the EEs of FotR and TTT are going to be played in your city. They look at you strangely. You are delighted because you love wierd looks.

~When you spend your extra time in school writing the Shire date on every day in your planner.

~When you and your mom are discussing famous first lines of books, you of course say that the opening line of The Hobbit is your favorite. Your mom says she prefers the opening lines of Pride and Prejudice and A Tale of Two Cities, but you still think The Hobbit has the best one [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]