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Failivrin · 10-04-2003, 02:19 PM

-you are endeavouring to get atleast one volume of LOTR in many MANY languages and kick yourself when you go to a country and don't buy one. so far i have TTT in swedish and french, and the whole thing in english and german. i went to poland and didn't buy it [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img]

-you squeal with delight while reading teh chapter names in said german version because the titles are so adorable AND they have stuck close to it (in french they changed flotsam and jetsam to something that was only one word so OBVIOUSLY it wasn't the same whereas in german it looks pretty good)

-you advise people who only speak english as a second language to read the original english version even if they don't understand it.

-you order said versions from the countries even if you don't go there (next one is going to be ROTK in russian i think).

the guy who be short · 10-04-2003, 02:24 PM

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And what exactly is 'Gnomliness'?

Basically, you have a gnome pass, you fit in with the other gnomes. You are gnomely, and you possess gnomliness. Only Gnomes may attend Gnome Parties, or Gatherings. I am an Elder Gnome (I got that position by bribary [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] ) so I can give out Gnome passes.

You know you're obsessed when half the stuff on here hardly seems obsessed to you.

When you create campaign missions on computer games based on LotR, I made a Helm's deep mission on Age of Empires.

Elennar Starfire · 10-04-2003, 03:15 PM

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(in french they changed flotsam and jetsam to something that was only one word so OBVIOUSLY it wasn't the same whereas in german it looks pretty good)

And in the Spanish version, 'Baggins' is changed to 'big bag'. Hah.

ElenCala Isil · 10-04-2003, 03:49 PM

When you're favourites file on the net is filled with sites on how to make a hobbit costume. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Orominuialwen · 10-04-2003, 09:28 PM

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Though once, in a football game, I ran down the field and yelled "Elendiiiiiil!" ...and I scored a goal. *shrug* Hey, it works.

~When, while walking in a park with your family, getting miles to Rivendell, you charge twice at poor, unsuspecting passerby, and yell "Elendiiiiillll" in your loudest voice. It was immense fun, although my brother bodily restrained me to keep me from doing it more than twice [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img] [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] .

Everdawn · 10-04-2003, 09:52 PM

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-When you hear the word "namae" in Japanese class and mishear it, thinking it was "namarie

I was thinking that myself...

You are obsessed when you start comparing every movie to LOTR, and finding that there arent many movies that do...

...I was watching FOTR the other day with my seven year old cousin, when it came to the part with Elrond telling Isuildor (sp?) to cast the ring into the fires, my cousin Jacob just looks at me and says, "Why doesnt he just push him in?" Now im thinking Surely if the kid gets it, Elrond is either really smart ot REALLY stupid. Im agreeing with the latter....

-When you are sitting around all day and mutter ou tof nowhere, "If only Sauron had a playstation." and then spend the next hour thinking baout what would have happened if he did.

-You watch anyother movie and keep expecting Aragorn to pop up from somewhere. (Ok i was watching Ned Kelly at home and i was thinking just when Orlando BLoom says, "If anyone could get an old man to share is daughter with three larakins like us, id be-" I half expected him to say "Aragorn")

...and im spent.

Arwen Evenstar · 10-05-2003, 12:58 PM

Sorry, but how did "Wave Kings at Boromir the disco squid!" or, uh, whatever, get started? [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img] [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img] [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img]

Arwen Evenstar · 10-05-2003, 01:22 PM

My version of eeny meeny miny mo is:

eenie meenie miny mo,
catch a Hobbit by the toe,
if he yells,
get a star,
name it ________, (I prefer Pippin [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] )
and throw it far!

(bows and scurries off to annoy brother with major obbsession.) [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

the guy who be short · 10-05-2003, 02:47 PM

When you change your MSN screen name to "Hey dol! Merry dol! Hop along my hearties!" just to get people to inquire about it. Then you give them the history of Tom Bombadil! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Failivrin · 10-05-2003, 03:03 PM

you scare people away on msn when you tell them the entire history of your username on their MB (Idril) right through from the book of lost tales, the early Sil, teh sketch of the mythology to the published silmarillion and then give them the old english and both elvish versions. you get annoyed at them because you were only dispensing a little background information to help them understand...

Orominuialwen · 10-05-2003, 03:53 PM

~When you play the LotR soundtracks so loudly , your whole bedroom vibrates.

~When you write all your ME names on a foggy window

~When everyone tells you to shut up beacause every time you hear a song that you know a LotR parody to, you sing the LotR version while the original is playing

~When you have learned more about English grammar from your Quenya lessons (and french class) than you have in English class, and English is your native language. (yes I know that's just sad)

~When you have imaginary conversations with real downies in your head (guilty, very guilty!)

Edit:When you write a list of thing to post on this thread so you won't forget as many [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] !

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Goldberry · 10-05-2003, 05:36 PM

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When you have learned more about English grammar from your Quenya lessons (and french class) than you have in English class, and English is your native language. (yes I know that's just sad)

Me too! I always know grammar before we learn it in English class because of my Quenya lessons.

Or...when you have learned at least as much from Tolkien and the BD's than you have from school.

[ October 05, 2003: Message edited by: Goldberry ]

Orominuialwen · 10-05-2003, 06:58 PM

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when you have learned at least as much from Tolkien and the BD's than you have from school.

Exactly!

~When you wonder how anyone could be part of a non-Tolkien related forum

Arwen1858 · 10-05-2003, 09:12 PM

When you nickname your two dogs Slinker and Stinker. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] I did that today. It really fits their personalities!

Naz · 10-05-2003, 09:17 PM

When driving all around Eru's green Arda when your Dad & cousin were looking for motorcycle dealerships (that ARN'T OPEN on Sundays!!) for almost 4 hours, you commented how you felt like a Ranger (to which my cousin said, "A Ranger in a car?")

Arwen1858 · 10-06-2003, 12:00 AM

When you hear common, everyday words, and automatically start quoting a LotR line that has that word in it. Then, quote the rest of the scene that line is from. Or, just ramdomly start quoting your favorite scenes, even if they have nothing to do with what you've been talking about. Every time I see the word 'intelligence,' I start quoting, 'Anyway, you need people of intelligence on the mission... quest... thing.' 'Well, that rules you out, Pip.' Then I'll start quoting the scene from the part: 'If by my life or death I can protect you, I will,' and then finish the scene. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
Arwen

Nilpaurion Felagund · 10-06-2003, 12:26 AM

Wow! At last I've finished reading the whole thing! Those were fun! And you gave me real good ideas! By the way, can I join you guys?

Wala lang!
->The True Son of Finrod

Sapphire_Flame · 10-06-2003, 09:57 AM

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Wasn't the Sindarin word for Vala Bala. Wouldn't it be Balar, like in the Isle of Balar?

That's true; the word for Valar in Sindarin is Belain (Balan singular). You are, however, failing to take into account the mutation caused by having the word "in" (the) in front of it. It causes the B to mutate to V.

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During your schools homecoming game, you cheer not for your team, not for the opposing team, but for numenor.

Also, during the said homecoming game, you scream at the players not to act like pansy elves and tackle someone for eru's sake

*SNORK!* [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] The next time my dad drags me to a football game I'm going to use those...

~When you're visiting your grandparents house and end up talking to your younger cousin for an hour about the LotR: TT video game for GameBoy Advance as you both happen to have the game.

~During same visit, you wow everyone with your amazingly awesome hobbit "senior portrait" that you had taken as your school picture this year. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Abedithon le,

~*~Aranel~*~

PS: Awesome avatar, Tinuviel of Denton!

[ October 07, 2003: Message edited by: Sapphire_Flame ]

elf-girl-63 · 10-06-2003, 10:13 AM

-When you're name on MSN 'All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost' and then practically fall in love with a year 11 because 'that's LOTR isn't it?' before you've even said hi! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Also, how many people do you know who don't even know what LOTR stands for? I've told my friends about 20 times each and they jus get it [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

the guy who be short · 10-06-2003, 10:46 AM

When you have one of those spinny-chair thingies and you're spinning round and round and round in glee because Elijah Wood and Sean Austin are coming to a town just 20 miles from you AND YOU'RE DAD IS TAKING YOU TO SEE THEM! I know I sound an Elijah-bopper, and I know they're not the real Sam and Frodo, but still - *bouncebouncebounce* is the closest I can come to describing it!

ElentariGreenleaf · 10-06-2003, 03:10 PM

Forgive me if these have been said.

--You do the Froo/Hobbit/Chicken dance at a bonfire or disco

--You read your LotR book at a party, then follow it when your friends take it away

--You attack your friends for taking your book

--You caress the book at refer to it as 'The Preciousssssssss ssss sss'

--You see a car and a horse near to each other and choose to ride the horse to work

--People with long blonde hair make your heart jump and you begin to get out your notebook and pen, then realise they are NOT Legolas, and leave. Later you seem to recall that there was also I very Dwarf like person standing next to 'Legolas'. You are obviously dilusional ^_-

Naz · 10-06-2003, 04:45 PM

guy who be short-- thou art LUCKY!! Tell us about it when you see them mayhaps? That must be so cool! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Elennar Starfire · 10-06-2003, 08:40 PM

~ During a get-to-know-you game in which you have to tell two truths and a lie about yourself, and everyone else has to guess which is the lie, you say as a truth that you can speak elvish, because you know that they'll ask you to speak some, and you want to show off your obsession. I told them to 'bado orch echado meleth.' (go kiss an orc) I did not translate it for them. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Guy who be short: LUCKY!!!
*Elennar once again turns an interesting shade of green*

Nilpaurion Felagund · 10-06-2003, 09:04 PM

I enjoyed your ideas about the costume. I would love to try that, but since I travel two hours from home to school, some anti-LotR people might mob me.

You know you're obsessed with LotR when...
~When you have a quote for every ocassion. Like when we went tot he beach, I just stood there, the waves at my feet, and I sang "To the Sea."

~When you read the book once a month, and because of that, your reading speed increased so much. I'm like able to finish everything, from Silm, The Hobbit, down to the Trilogy in just two days!

I'm sorry if my additions stinks. It's just that...never mind. I'll just try to be more obsessed.

Wala lang!
->The True Son of Finrod

the guy who be short · 10-07-2003, 11:07 AM

When you almost die becasue Elijah Wood and Sean Austin left yesterday. I didn't even get to meet them! [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] That is obsessive because 've gone into withdrawal and am not talking to anyone. Also, I am nearly crying. Why, cruel fate? WHY?

Elentári_O_Most_Mighty_1 · 10-07-2003, 12:43 PM

Awww you poor, poor guy. I am almost crying for you. (Another sign of obsession lol).

~When you are walking to the station with your friends and suddenly you start laughing. Your friends automatically look around to see what LOTR related thing it was you were looking at, and just go 'Oh.'

Sapphire_Flame · 10-07-2003, 01:01 PM

Aw, I'm sorry, guy! [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] That really sucks. *feels depressed on guy's behalf*

Abedithon le,

~*~Aranel~*~

Goldberry · 10-07-2003, 03:59 PM

Me too! [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img] Maybe fate did it because...who knows, maybe you would have gotten in a car crash on your way to see them or something...but since I "don't believe in any of this fate crap" anyway, I'll just shut up with my feeble attempts to cheer you. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

And Nilpaurion Felagund - Your additions don't stink at all! It still takes me at least a couple months to read the trilogy. But I've never really been a speed-reader.

[ October 07, 2003: Message edited by: Goldberry ]

Sirithheruwen · 10-07-2003, 04:00 PM

Awwwwwwww, that totally stinks guy! [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] I'm so sad, I just used up all my smilies for you. one for every tear I cried.

You know you're obsessed when you had a vary loud discussion (Ok, Ok, argument) with your friend about wizards. She said dumbledore was a wizard, but at first I said no, and then she said yes, and then I settled it when I said "yeah, but he's not an Istari! So ha!" And this is the funny part! She said "Well, how do you know?" I laughed so hard at her!!! *giggles remembering total blank look* Ooh, bad me! I totally take advantage of my frineds.

I'm still trying to figure out if the theater nearest to me is going to play the LOTR special. I've sent about 50 e-mails to the store website, but no response. They've probably blocked my e-mail though. Ahhh, oh well, I'll just go to the nearest one that does, even if it means driving a million mmiles away. ( I doubt it will come to that, but you never know!!!)

Elennar Starfire · 10-07-2003, 05:26 PM

Oh, how sad, Guy! [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] I'm not crying, my eyes are watering! I have allergies! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

~When, in math class, your teacher starts doing 'eenie, meenie, miney, moe,' and just as he finishes saying 'meenie,' you shout 'DENETHOR!' Just imagine all the weird looks I got... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

~When your goal is to do at least one new obsessive thing a day. Notice I used the word new. This means that I do many more obsessive things every day, I just don't post them all because they have already been posted.

[ October 07, 2003: Message edited by: Elennar Starfire ]

Lily Bombadil · 10-07-2003, 06:12 PM

You know that you an you High School acquaintances are obsessed when....

On the drama float in the town parade for the fall production of The Hobbit, you all sing:

Hey! Ho! To the bottle I go,
To heal my heart and drown my woe!
Though rain may fall and wind may blow,
And there still beeeee many miles to go!
Sing to the sound of the pouring rain,
And the stream that roles from hill to plain!
But better thand rain or ripplin' brook,
Is a malt cold beer and save this Took!

and...

Rock and pool is nice and cool.
So juicy sweeet!
I only WISH to catch a FISH!
So juicy SWEEET!!!!

Amarantha_Daisy · 10-07-2003, 08:16 PM

Awwwww! Guy who be short, I'm sorry! [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] I can imagine how you must feel... *hugs* That must be torture... By the way, I love your "location":

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"my comfy chair, harbouring dark thoughts against you al- Oh, hi there! : waves :"

[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Brilliance...

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Wow! At last I've finished reading the whole thing! Those were fun! And you gave me real good ideas! By the way, can I join you guys?

Sure! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] We love converts! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] *does the convert dance*

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Also, how many people do you know who don't even know what LOTR stands for?

I had to tell my friends a million times before they actually got it [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

I haven't posted in a while, so...

-When you hear the word "wise" and immediatly think "Sam"

-You spend your free time in classes writing LotR alliterations, hoping to revive the Alliterative verse! thread.

-You are more sad about the Jokes thread being closed than about anything else lately [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]

-You're more afraid of embarassing yourself in front of fellow Downies than in front of people at school/work ect...

Arwen1858 · 10-07-2003, 08:20 PM

When you see the last name of an author named Gilbreth, and think, 'Oh, cool! His name is a cross between Elbereth and Gilthoniel!!'

Amarantha_Daisy · 10-07-2003, 08:32 PM

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When you see the last name of an author named Gilbreth, and think, 'Oh, cool! His name is a cross between Elbereth and Gilthoniel!!'

Heh heh... Arwen, strangly enough, that's the first thing I thought when I saw it. Didn't even finish the post when my mind made that connection [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Meela · 10-08-2003, 04:03 AM

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~When, in math class, your teacher starts doing 'eenie, meenie, miney, moe,' and just as he finishes saying 'meenie,' you shout 'DENETHOR!' Just imagine all the weird looks I got...

*rolls on the floor laughing* [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Feared Half-Elf · 10-08-2003, 04:30 AM

When you try to teach your three-year old cousin two poems, ie, All that is gold does not glitter etc and the Lore of the Rings. Three rings for the Elven-kings under the sky...

Arwen1858 · 10-08-2003, 10:40 AM

When you dance around the house singing Pippin and Merry's song from the Green Dragon, or when you just repeatedly act it out (I do both)
When you talk like Gollum to other people over things, or when you talk like Gollum to yourself when nobody's around (I'm guilty of those, too!)
Arwen

elf-girl-63 · 10-08-2003, 10:51 AM

When your mum compares LOTR to community enterprise (don't ask) in the car and you are hyper and begin to hyperventilate. 15 minutes later you calm down.

the guy who be short · 10-08-2003, 11:00 AM

When you spend a third of your lunch break explaining the Black Spech to you're school nurse.She says obsessions are good.

I was going to give Elijah a gnome pass... and talk to him in Quenya so he wouldn't understand... Anyway, thanks for all the support, and I'm fine now.

10-08-2003, 11:18 AM

You know you're obsessed with LotR.....

~When, inspite of the fact that you're a girl, Bilbo Baggins is your role model and you use his name on the Barrow-downs Forum.

Sound familiar? Yep, that's me!

[ October 08, 2003: Message edited by: Mr. Bilbo Baggins Esq. ]

10-04-2003, 02:19 PM	#1161
Failivrin Wight Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: England Posts: 201	-you are endeavouring to get atleast one volume of LOTR in many MANY languages and kick yourself when you go to a country and don't buy one. so far i have TTT in swedish and french, and the whole thing in english and german. i went to poland and didn't buy it [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img] -you squeal with delight while reading teh chapter names in said german version because the titles are so adorable AND they have stuck close to it (in french they changed flotsam and jetsam to something that was only one word so OBVIOUSLY it wasn't the same whereas in german it looks pretty good) -you advise people who only speak english as a second language to read the original english version even if they don't understand it. -you order said versions from the countries even if you don't go there (next one is going to be ROTK in russian i think). __________________ no one in particular

10-04-2003, 03:49 PM	#1164
ElenCala Isil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Somewhere Else Posts: 439	When you're favourites file on the net is filled with sites on how to make a hobbit costume. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ Prevent Merry-abuse today! Join the S.A.M. (That's the Save-A-Merry foundation) Rivendell brought to you by the long lost sister of the guy who be short.

10-05-2003, 03:03 PM	#1170
Failivrin Wight Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: England Posts: 201	you scare people away on msn when you tell them the entire history of your username on their MB (Idril) right through from the book of lost tales, the early Sil, teh sketch of the mythology to the published silmarillion and then give them the old english and both elvish versions. you get annoyed at them because you were only dispensing a little background information to help them understand... __________________ no one in particular

10-05-2003, 03:53 PM	#1171
Orominuialwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Umbar, but before the corsairs took over. (Ave Maria University, FL, USA) Posts: 632	~When you play the LotR soundtracks so loudly , your whole bedroom vibrates. ~When you write all your ME names on a foggy window ~When everyone tells you to shut up beacause every time you hear a song that you know a LotR parody to, you sing the LotR version while the original is playing ~When you have learned more about English grammar from your Quenya lessons (and french class) than you have in English class, and English is your native language. (yes I know that's just sad) ~When you have imaginary conversations with real downies in your head (guilty, very guilty!) Edit:When you write a list of thing to post on this thread so you won't forget as many [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] ! [ October 05, 2003: Message edited by: Orominuialwen ] [ October 05, 2003: Message edited by: Orominuialwen ] __________________ Gone for lentSeeyou at Easter! (And on Sundays too, maybe.)

10-05-2003, 09:12 PM	#1174
Arwen1858 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Gondor Posts: 516	When you nickname your two dogs Slinker and Stinker. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] I did that today. It really fits their personalities! __________________ Will Turner: "This is either madness or brilliance." Jack Sparrow: "It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide." ~ Pirates of the Caribbean

10-05-2003, 12:58 PM	#1167
Arwen Evenstar Registered User Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 131	Sorry, but how did "Wave Kings at Boromir the disco squid!" or, uh, whatever, get started? [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img] [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img] [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img]

10-05-2003, 01:22 PM	#1168
Arwen Evenstar Registered User Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 131	My version of eeny meeny miny mo is: eenie meenie miny mo, catch a Hobbit by the toe, if he yells, get a star, name it ________, (I prefer Pippin [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] ) and throw it far! (bows and scurries off to annoy brother with major obbsession.) [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

10-05-2003, 02:47 PM	#1169
the guy who be short Shadowed Prince Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thulcandra Posts: 2,343	When you change your MSN screen name to "Hey dol! Merry dol! Hop along my hearties!" just to get people to inquire about it. Then you give them the history of Tom Bombadil! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

10-05-2003, 09:17 PM	#1175
Naz Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: my TARDIS! Posts: 288	When driving all around Eru's green Arda when your Dad & cousin were looking for motorcycle dealerships (that ARN'T OPEN on Sundays!!) for almost 4 hours, you commented how you felt like a Ranger (to which my cousin said, "A Ranger in a car?")

10-06-2003, 12:00 AM	#1176
Arwen1858 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Gondor Posts: 516	When you hear common, everyday words, and automatically start quoting a LotR line that has that word in it. Then, quote the rest of the scene that line is from. Or, just ramdomly start quoting your favorite scenes, even if they have nothing to do with what you've been talking about. Every time I see the word 'intelligence,' I start quoting, 'Anyway, you need people of intelligence on the mission... quest... thing.' 'Well, that rules you out, Pip.' Then I'll start quoting the scene from the part: 'If by my life or death I can protect you, I will,' and then finish the scene. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] Arwen __________________ Will Turner: "This is either madness or brilliance." Jack Sparrow: "It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide." ~ Pirates of the Caribbean

10-06-2003, 12:26 AM	#1177
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Wow! At last I've finished reading the whole thing! Those were fun! And you gave me real good ideas! By the way, can I join you guys? Wala lang! ->The True Son of Finrod __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

10-06-2003, 10:13 AM	#1179
elf-girl-63 Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Osgiliath Posts: 58	-When you're name on MSN 'All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost' and then practically fall in love with a year 11 because 'that's LOTR isn't it?' before you've even said hi! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Also, how many people do you know who don't even know what LOTR stands for? I've told my friends about 20 times each and they jus get it [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] __________________ ~Nuinyulma~ All that is gold does not glitter...

10-06-2003, 10:46 AM	#1180
the guy who be short Shadowed Prince Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thulcandra Posts: 2,343	When you have one of those spinny-chair thingies and you're spinning round and round and round in glee because Elijah Wood and Sean Austin are coming to a town just 20 miles from you AND YOU'RE DAD IS TAKING YOU TO SEE THEM! I know I sound an Elijah-bopper, and I know they're not the real Sam and Frodo, but still - bouncebouncebounce is the closest I can come to describing it!

10-06-2003, 03:10 PM	#1181
ElentariGreenleaf Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Look, I'm over there! Posts: 496	Forgive me if these have been said. --You do the Froo/Hobbit/Chicken dance at a bonfire or disco --You read your LotR book at a party, then follow it when your friends take it away --You attack your friends for taking your book --You caress the book at refer to it as 'The Preciousssssssss ssss sss' --You see a car and a horse near to each other and choose to ride the horse to work --People with long blonde hair make your heart jump and you begin to get out your notebook and pen, then realise they are NOT Legolas, and leave. Later you seem to recall that there was also I very Dwarf like person standing next to 'Legolas'. You are obviously dilusional ^_- __________________ There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Website\|Art

10-06-2003, 04:45 PM	#1182
Naz Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: my TARDIS! Posts: 288	guy who be short-- thou art LUCKY!! Tell us about it when you see them mayhaps? That must be so cool! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

10-06-2003, 08:40 PM	#1183
Elennar Starfire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nowhere...now here Posts: 952	~ During a get-to-know-you game in which you have to tell two truths and a lie about yourself, and everyone else has to guess which is the lie, you say as a truth that you can speak elvish, because you know that they'll ask you to speak some, and you want to show off your obsession. I told them to 'bado orch echado meleth.' (go kiss an orc) I did not translate it for them. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] Guy who be short: LUCKY!!! Elennar once again turns an interesting shade of green __________________ Don't let me die!

10-06-2003, 09:04 PM	#1184
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	I enjoyed your ideas about the costume. I would love to try that, but since I travel two hours from home to school, some anti-LotR people might mob me. You know you're obsessed with LotR when... ~When you have a quote for every ocassion. Like when we went tot he beach, I just stood there, the waves at my feet, and I sang "To the Sea." ~When you read the book once a month, and because of that, your reading speed increased so much. I'm like able to finish everything, from Silm, The Hobbit, down to the Trilogy in just two days! I'm sorry if my additions stinks. It's just that...never mind. I'll just try to be more obsessed. Wala lang! ->The True Son of Finrod __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

10-07-2003, 11:07 AM	#1185
the guy who be short Shadowed Prince Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thulcandra Posts: 2,343	When you almost die becasue Elijah Wood and Sean Austin left yesterday. I didn't even get to meet them! [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] That is obsessive because 've gone into withdrawal and am not talking to anyone. Also, I am nearly crying. Why, cruel fate? WHY?

10-07-2003, 12:43 PM	#1186
Elentári_O_Most_Mighty_1 Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Up a tree somewhere in Caras Galadhon...or England Posts: 364	Awww you poor, poor guy. I am almost crying for you. (Another sign of obsession lol). ~When you are walking to the station with your friends and suddenly you start laughing. Your friends automatically look around to see what LOTR related thing it was you were looking at, and just go 'Oh.' __________________ '"Forweg can lead you no longer; for he is dead...I slew him...I will govern this fellowship now, or leave it." "As it was when he joined us, so it is again. He kills to make room."'

10-07-2003, 01:01 PM	#1187
Sapphire_Flame Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The World That Never Was Posts: 1,232	Aw, I'm sorry, guy! [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] That really sucks. feels depressed on guy's behalf Abedithon le, ~~Aranel~~ __________________ The Hitchhiking Ghost

10-07-2003, 03:59 PM	#1188
Goldberry Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Old Forest Posts: 338	Me too! [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img] Maybe fate did it because...who knows, maybe you would have gotten in a car crash on your way to see them or something...but since I "don't believe in any of this fate crap" anyway, I'll just shut up with my feeble attempts to cheer you. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] And Nilpaurion Felagund - Your additions don't stink at all! It still takes me at least a couple months to read the trilogy. But I've never really been a speed-reader. [ October 07, 2003: Message edited by: Goldberry ] __________________ "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." -Albert Einstein

10-07-2003, 04:00 PM	#1189
Sirithheruwen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: Wind's Road Posts: 467	Awwwwwwww, that totally stinks guy! [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] I'm so sad, I just used up all my smilies for you. one for every tear I cried. You know you're obsessed when you had a vary loud discussion (Ok, Ok, argument) with your friend about wizards. She said dumbledore was a wizard, but at first I said no, and then she said yes, and then I settled it when I said "yeah, but he's not an Istari! So ha!" And this is the funny part! She said "Well, how do you know?" I laughed so hard at her!!! giggles remembering total blank look Ooh, bad me! I totally take advantage of my frineds. I'm still trying to figure out if the theater nearest to me is going to play the LOTR special. I've sent about 50 e-mails to the store website, but no response. They've probably blocked my e-mail though. Ahhh, oh well, I'll just go to the nearest one that does, even if it means driving a million mmiles away. ( I doubt it will come to that, but you never know!!!) __________________ "My name is Mallard, but you can call me Duck." ~Random Saying, compliments of Sirith and her best friend, concerning a book.

10-07-2003, 05:26 PM	#1190
Elennar Starfire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nowhere...now here Posts: 952	Oh, how sad, Guy! [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] I'm not crying, my eyes are watering! I have allergies! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] ~When, in math class, your teacher starts doing 'eenie, meenie, miney, moe,' and just as he finishes saying 'meenie,' you shout 'DENETHOR!' Just imagine all the weird looks I got... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] ~When your goal is to do at least one new obsessive thing a day. Notice I used the word new. This means that I do many more obsessive things every day, I just don't post them all because they have already been posted. [ October 07, 2003: Message edited by: Elennar Starfire ] __________________ Don't let me die!

10-07-2003, 06:12 PM	#1191
Lily Bombadil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hold on...let me consult this broken compass... Posts: 279	You know that you an you High School acquaintances are obsessed when.... On the drama float in the town parade for the fall production of The Hobbit, you all sing: Hey! Ho! To the bottle I go, To heal my heart and drown my woe! Though rain may fall and wind may blow, And there still beeeee many miles to go! Sing to the sound of the pouring rain, And the stream that roles from hill to plain! But better thand rain or ripplin' brook, Is a malt cold beer and save this Took! and... Rock and pool is nice and cool. So juicy sweeet! I only WISH to catch a FISH! So juicy SWEEET!!!! __________________ "YOU!" "Indeed."

10-07-2003, 08:20 PM	#1193
Arwen1858 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Gondor Posts: 516	When you see the last name of an author named Gilbreth, and think, 'Oh, cool! His name is a cross between Elbereth and Gilthoniel!!' __________________ Will Turner: "This is either madness or brilliance." Jack Sparrow: "It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide." ~ Pirates of the Caribbean

10-08-2003, 04:30 AM	#1196
Feared Half-Elf Wight Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Up a tree. Posts: 213	When you try to teach your three-year old cousin two poems, ie, All that is gold does not glitter etc and the Lore of the Rings. Three rings for the Elven-kings under the sky... __________________ "You will find the Holy Grail in Castle Aaaaaaahhhhhh leans sideways" Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

10-08-2003, 10:40 AM	#1197
Arwen1858 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Gondor Posts: 516	When you dance around the house singing Pippin and Merry's song from the Green Dragon, or when you just repeatedly act it out (I do both) When you talk like Gollum to other people over things, or when you talk like Gollum to yourself when nobody's around (I'm guilty of those, too!) Arwen __________________ Will Turner: "This is either madness or brilliance." Jack Sparrow: "It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide." ~ Pirates of the Caribbean

10-08-2003, 10:51 AM	#1198
elf-girl-63 Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Osgiliath Posts: 58	When your mum compares LOTR to community enterprise (don't ask) in the car and you are hyper and begin to hyperventilate. 15 minutes later you calm down. __________________ ~Nuinyulma~ All that is gold does not glitter...

10-08-2003, 11:00 AM	#1199
the guy who be short Shadowed Prince Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thulcandra Posts: 2,343	When you spend a third of your lunch break explaining the Black Spech to you're school nurse.She says obsessions are good. I was going to give Elijah a gnome pass... and talk to him in Quenya so he wouldn't understand... Anyway, thanks for all the support, and I'm fine now.

10-08-2003, 11:18 AM	#1200
Mr. Bilbo Baggins Esq. Guest Posts: n/a	You know you're obsessed with LotR..... ~When, inspite of the fact that you're a girl, Bilbo Baggins is your role model and you use his name on the Barrow-downs Forum. Sound familiar? Yep, that's me! [ October 08, 2003: Message edited by: Mr. Bilbo Baggins Esq. ]