You know you're obsessed with LOTR when ...

[Elfwine]

When you are constantly saying things like, "What in the Shire is that?!" "What the Mordor?!" " By Sauron, I`ll get you!"

Yes, yes! Though I prefer using 'Elendil' when in such sayings. "For the love of Elendil, man!" in a posh English accent is what usually comes. Though once, in a football game, I ran down the field and yelled "Elendiiiiiil!" ...and I scored a goal. *shrug* Hey, it works.

Ah! I mean soccer. Football, soccer, same thing. It's getting to me.