You know you're obsessed with LOTR when ...

[the guy who be short]

I got my braces dark blue and silver, the Noldor and Last Alliance colours!

And I was wondering what colour to have them! Which was which? Blue for Men and Silver for Elves or vice versa?


When you were having a picnic in Maths and your teacher was handing our Haribo sweets, you took the yellow ring with the red jewel. Instead of eating it, you put it on your finger and proclaim you are: "Gandalf, wielding Narya, to Rekindle hearts in a world grown cold." You keep the ring on until midday (when you get hungry) and keep on showing/telling people.

I hav many minor things to tell, but they have become so commonplace I see little point. Such as being called dwarf and considering it a compliment or doing your book report on LotR.