You know you're obsessed with LOTR when ...

[Elennar Starfire]

When lots of stuff people post here are just everyday actions for you.
When you no longer post everything obsessed you do each day because this thread would be flooded.

Well, couldn't you just save them all, and post once every day? Yeah, it would be a long post, but then you would give everyone else more ideas! I can always use more ideas on how to increase my weirdness/obsessiveness rating!