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08-22-2003, 04:31 AM

Top Ten ways you know you're obsessed with LOtR (just copied and pasted these jokes from a site, in which for me- some are manifested.)

10.You like to role-play scenes from the trilogy. Even in the supermarket..
9. Your ideal date has pointed ears and is six feet tall. And old..
8. You have spent all your savings on Middle-Earth merchandise.
7. You once looked up in the sky and thought you saw a Nazgul fly by.
6. You wonder what Gandalf would have done, when making all your decisions.
5. You think your short neighbour is a hobbit and therefor adore him.
4. Your dog is named Huan, your horse Shadowfax and your first baby Elanor.
3. Your doormat says, "pedo minno a mellon".
2. You can quote almost anything from the book and movies, by heart.
1. You are actually reading all this...
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08-22-2003, 04:31 AM	#11
Telquellewen Greenleaf Guest Posts: n/a	Top Ten ways you know you're obsessed with LOtR (just copied and pasted these jokes from a site, in which for me- some are manifested.) 10.You like to role-play scenes from the trilogy. Even in the supermarket.. 9. Your ideal date has pointed ears and is six feet tall. And old.. 8. You have spent all your savings on Middle-Earth merchandise. 7. You once looked up in the sky and thought you saw a Nazgul fly by. 6. You wonder what Gandalf would have done, when making all your decisions. 5. You think your short neighbour is a hobbit and therefor adore him. 4. Your dog is named Huan, your horse Shadowfax and your first baby Elanor. 3. Your doormat says, "pedo minno a mellon". 2. You can quote almost anything from the book and movies, by heart. 1. You are actually reading all this... [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]