You know you're obsessed with LOTR when ...

[the guy who be short]

When your cell phone has a LotR ringtone.

Ill extend on that. Your sister's friend gives your sister a mobile phone to borrow for a week. You also "borrow" it, put the LotR theme tune on it, and leave. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

When you make up songs about LotR.

When you subconsciously make up songs about LotR.
That really happened to me! I was playing on my gameboy (yes, I'm afraid I own one of those despisable things [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] ) when suddenly I realised that my mind had at that same moment been making up songs about Tom Bombadil. They rhymed and all! And I hadn't even willed it... that, mein freunden, ist obsessed.