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Elennar Starfire · 01-25-2004, 04:21 PM

Smeagol: Lookie! Lookie, mommie! See what good Smeagol finds? *drops two mutilated rabbits in Frodo's lap*

Frodo:*stares at the rabbits, then at Smeagol, in horror*

Smeagol:What? Are they not tenderized enough yet? *picks one up and starts chewing on it*

Sam: *turns an unattractive shade of green* You'll make him sick, you will! You've already made me sick!

Smeagol: Thank you, Yoda. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Sam: There's only one way to eat a brace of coneys! *muttering* probably give us all indigestion, after being touched by that slimeball...

~LATER~

Smeagol: Stupid fat hobbit! I wasn't finished tenderizing them!

Sam: I am not fat! *cries*

That is the end of my creativity for now. Back when my brain recharges.

01-25-2004, 04:21 PM	#11
Elennar Starfire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nowhere...now here Posts: 952	Smeagol: Lookie! Lookie, mommie! See what good Smeagol finds? drops two mutilated rabbits in Frodo's lap Frodo:stares at the rabbits, then at Smeagol, in horror Smeagol:What? Are they not tenderized enough yet? picks one up and starts chewing on it Sam: turns an unattractive shade of green You'll make him sick, you will! You've already made me sick! Smeagol: Thank you, Yoda. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] Sam: There's only one way to eat a brace of coneys! muttering probably give us all indigestion, after being touched by that slimeball... ~LATER~ Smeagol: Stupid fat hobbit! I wasn't finished tenderizing them! Sam: I am not fat! cries That is the end of my creativity for now. Back when my brain recharges. __________________ Don't let me die!