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Old 01-25-2004, 06:18 AM   #11
Sleepy Ranger
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If nobody minds I'll do the next scene.

<Nighttime, Frodo and Sam are asleep. Gollum is crouching in a corner by himself.>

Gollum: We wants it. We needs it. We lovesss it. We diesss without it. It was our first and last love. We needs it. We needs it.

Smeagol: No we love master but stupid fat hobbit not let us get close.

Gollum:Yes, precious. We loves it too......I mean he will cheat you, hurt you, break your heart.

Smeagol: Masters closer than a friend.

Gollum: You don't have a friend you're too fat thats why nobody would date you back in school.

Smeagol:<Staring at his hand watching the nailpolish dry>You say something?

Smeagol#3: No maybe no. 4 did.

Smeagol#4: What I didn't say a thing.

Smeagol#5: Nope not me.

Smeagol: Wait how many more are there?

Gollum: Well due to budget cuts ony the 7 of us there were supposed to be about 7 million.

Smeagol: HAHAHA

Gollum: That was my line.

Smeagol#4: Come and give me a big kiss.

Smeagol: Gaaaaahhhhh!! Go away! Go away! Master loves us now we don't need you.

<Smeagol pants and then looks around to see that they're all gone.>

Smeagol: Well thats over with.
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Next is the rabbits scene. Hope someone likes it.
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